09/17/2007
What an A**hole
See what I mean, after the jump...
Via the AP: "A donkey is happily eating grass again after falling down a dry, abandoned well and being freed in an intensive rescue effort. It appeared that the animal wandered away from its farm and onto some boards covering the well, which broke, said Bruce Huseth, fire chief in this western Minnesota town."
That headline was way too easy.
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Posted by: West Coast Boy | Sep 17, 2007 12:25:45 PM
Aw...poor donkey! I'm glad they were able to rescue him!
Posted by: peterparker | Sep 17, 2007 12:36:55 PM
Awwwwwww...how cute are donkeys, srsly
Posted by: Billy | Sep 17, 2007 1:01:12 PM
Well, thankfully it wasn't a picture of goatse.
Posted by: crispy | Sep 17, 2007 1:12:17 PM
How soon before the Republicans use this image against the Democrats?
Posted by: davitydave | Sep 17, 2007 1:36:22 PM
Well!!! When I saw the headline and the fact that it was posted by Andy in Minnesota, I figured it was about Senator Norm Coleman.
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Sep 17, 2007 1:38:06 PM
You should write for the NY Post, Andy. :)
Posted by: Nathan | Sep 17, 2007 1:44:49 PM
Hahaha.... XD
Poor cute ass!
Posted by: Pussyna Caunt | Sep 17, 2007 4:36:53 PM
What an ASS! :)
Posted by: Zeke | Sep 17, 2007 6:58:21 PM
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes my friend heard from her preacher at church during a sermon.
"A farmer's donkey is walking around one day when he falls into a deep well. The farmer in realizing depth of the well decides there really isn't any way to get the donkey out. He decides he might as well just bury it, and put it out of it's misery (and his, as the donkey is cry is very loud and annoying). As he starts shoveling in dirt, he is suprised to see the donkey step up. With each shovel the the donkey steps higher and higher. Until the well is full of dirt and the donkey has reached the top and hobbles off to find some food.
The moral of the story, being that no matter how much dirt the world throws at you, keep stepping up and you'll reach the top."
The preacher pauses, and then looks around at the congregation as they nod in agreement.
"But that's not end," he warns, "Later that evening, the donkey- angry at the farmer for trying to kill him, goes into the house rips up his clothes, and breaks all the dishes, and basically destroys the farmer's house. The moral here: "Even if you try covering your Ass, it will still come back to get you."
Another pause as the crowd laughs.
"And I'm still not done," the preacher continues, "I think everyone here knows my political beliefs, so I'll leave you with one last moral: Don't mess with the Donkey!"
Posted by: Zachary | Sep 17, 2007 7:40:16 PM