A Holiday Visit to the Larry Craig Men’s Room


So, on a personal note, I'm coming at you today from Montana. However, on my trip here yesterday, due to a Jamaican Air flight that stayed at the gate I was supposed to board my plane at way too long, as well as a bit of bad weather in New York, I had 10 hours to kill in the Minneapolis airport.

Of course I had to make a trip to the nation's newest tourist attraction, and what do you know, I happened to catch this jaunty Larry Craig type skippin' in. And, I kid you not, I could swear he gave me a long cruise on the way out. Anyway...


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So I went inside to check out if they had installed those new partitions they announced in September. Nope.

Still plenty of time, Senators!

Anyway, it felt a little strange to be in there so I only spent about one minute. I wasn’t going to do any further research even though I had 10 hours till my flight because a) I’m not desperate and b) I’m not stupid and c) I’m not a Republican closet case. However, as far as I could tell (I only heard a grunt and perhaps what was a courtesy flush), the season is still open for any out-of-state GOPers passin’ through.