Brand Beckham Continues Quest for World Domination


David and Victoria Beckham, in two separate ad campaigns occupy two of Tokyo’s prominent skyscrapers, Victoria appearing to gaze wantonly across Omotesando Crossing toward her husband in his Emporio Armani briefs.


Meanwhile, David Beckham in the flesh has planted himself in Natal, Brazil, where he arrived yesterday, wearing none other than a Marc Jacobs T-shirt featuring his naked wife. He’s there to announce plans for his third soccer academy.


It wasn’t long before he gave them the look they really wanted, however, and revealed that he has a new tattoo: “The intricate new star studded design which extends the length of his left forearm is wrapped around an existing Hindi inscription of wife Victoria’s name.”