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by Andy TowleJanuary 21, 2008 | 12:24pm
January 21, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Eww at the pornstache. 2-Day stubble is much better if he wants to look a little more grown-up, though he looks just fine clean-shaven. Isn’t that supposed to help in swimming anyway?
January 21, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Separated at birth: Michael Phelps and Large Tony http://www.largetony.com ? just asking
January 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I think he looks fine either way. I remember the last big Olympics he was in (the one where he was supposed to win everything then didn’t) and all the commercials were showing him shirtless shot from below. Yum.
January 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
*LOVE* the pornstache!!!!
January 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I <3 pornstache
Jeff NYC says
January 21, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Stop being prissy and criticizing him for not looking like an A&F model, James. He’s hot BECAUSE he makes his own rules.
January 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Totally in the ‘stache park. Hair needs to be back and the shaved blonde boy look should be banished. Thanks for the large tony tip off although I don’t quite understand what’s happening there.
Just do a search on Mark Spitz the former sex god of swimming to see what we have lost.
January 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Leave the stache!
He looks great!!!!
January 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm
1970 just called – they want their mustache back.
January 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Did he just have a shaving accident? So ugly with the half-beard-half-moustache thing.
January 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Way sexier with the mustache. Guess that makes him an otter?
Dan B says
January 21, 2008 at 6:47 pm
mustache or not, he is sexy because he is the greatest athlete walking the earth.
January 21, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn’t mean you should. His isn’t thick enough, and it looks really silly because it’s shaped wrong.
Toot LeMonde says
January 21, 2008 at 9:45 pm
he is absolutely adorable, stache and all!
January 21, 2008 at 10:06 pm
I really love his body. So lithe and naturally toned. I’ve always thought he was sexy in a dorky way, but i’m not in love with the stache. Not that I would throw him out of bed with or without it though.
So Left I'm Right says
January 21, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Who’s looking at the ‘stache? Ok, a little hard to miss in the first two photos, but I mean really, Michael Phelps is all about the perfect swimmer’s body. Hope that stays as revealed as possible throughout the Olympic season.
January 22, 2008 at 8:06 am
The boy could smear chocolate pudding snacks on his face and he’d still look good. (I feel the same way about Large Tony, too!)
January 22, 2008 at 8:59 am
Swimmers grow hair out months before they race, girls don’t shave their legs, guys their facial hair, this is probably leading up to Olympic trials or to the Olympics themselves…it’s probably normally even worse then that be happy he trimmed it.
Princess Superstar says
January 22, 2008 at 11:30 am
Ewww! He has fingers and toes?!? OMFG, that is so not hawt.
October 13, 2010 at 9:50 pm
He is just TOO hot for words! Oh, to see him and Large Tony, together, naked, in bed!
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