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David Beckham Smells Like 'Lavender, Puppies, and Rainbows'

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At least after he visits the tanning salon:

"David and Victoria Beckham have been spotted fake-baking at the Sunstyle tanning salon in West Hollywood, which prides itself on being 'paparazzi-free' - but thankfully for us, not spy-free. A witness told The Post's Don Kaplan the LA Galaxy midfielder tried to slip discreetly out of a booth smelling of 'lavender, puppies and rainbows . . . The beds have got some sort of nozzle that sprays you with a scent so you don't leave the booth smelling like charred flesh.'"

What, no unicorns?

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  1. Reminiscent of The Waylon Brothers on "In Living Color" with the product "Flat-u-scents"...

    "It smells like lilac!"

    Posted by: Rad | Feb 4, 2008 10:30:47 AM


  2. I would've bet anything he smells like sweaty Adidas sox. At least, I was hoping...

    Posted by: ShempLugosi | Feb 4, 2008 4:08:30 PM


  3. Anybody else notice that this is a couple of doors down from the Abbey?

    Posted by: freddie | Feb 5, 2008 2:41:13 AM


  4. Gee, only 3 other comments on yet another Beckham post. Speaks volumes. This is pretty BORING stuff.

    Posted by: Richard | Feb 5, 2008 3:16:55 AM


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