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Russian Soldier Thinks You Want a Piece of Him


This Russian soldier's performance (well, who knows if he's even Russian or a soldier) appeared on LiveLeak yesterday. It's quite something.

Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP (warning NSFW)...

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  1. Strange ... duck tape your junk?

    Posted by: ss | Jun 13, 2008 6:25:31 PM

  2. I was thinking the same thing! Cute though...

    Posted by: JP | Jun 13, 2008 6:35:59 PM

  3. That was the perfect Friday evening distraction! Worried about the duct tape, but very cute/hot clip.

    Posted by: Jeff | Jun 13, 2008 6:52:37 PM

  4. Duuuct tape my juuuuunk, say you love me agai-ain....

    Posted by: thin mint | Jun 13, 2008 6:56:46 PM

  5. He was fat and out of shape and quite ugly, but I still love Britney.

    Posted by: Chad | Jun 13, 2008 8:03:43 PM

  6. That was gay beyond words, but I'd still tap it from the back

    Posted by: Matty | Jun 13, 2008 8:04:12 PM

  7. ...fat?...out of shape?...ugly?...get over yourself. He was funny and cute.

    Posted by: jugomono | Jun 13, 2008 8:38:03 PM

  8. ...fat?...out of shape?...ugly?...get over yourself. He was funny and cute.

    Posted by: jugomono | Jun 13, 2008 8:39:31 PM

  9. Ummm... okayyyy. Don't ask-ski, don't tell-ski.

    Posted by: Bryan | Jun 13, 2008 8:44:30 PM

  10. How sad. Apparently, Russians aren't aware of the sock gap. Once you see a man naked except for socks, it renders him unsexy.

    Posted by: Miche Rutledge | Jun 13, 2008 8:52:50 PM

  11. Definitely Russian, LOL!

    Posted by: Kevinvt | Jun 13, 2008 9:00:14 PM

  12. Hot and creepy at the same time. I wonder what the set up for that was. A dare? the Don't Ask, Don't Tell club?

    And he was obviously shaven "down there" if he had duct tape on his jennies.

    Posted by: | Jun 13, 2008 9:04:23 PM

  13. Ah, so that's where the lost audition tape for So You Think You Can Dance went to!

    Posted by: anon | Jun 14, 2008 12:47:27 AM

  14. Vaz vaste ov time.

    Posted by: chandler in lasvegas | Jun 14, 2008 12:56:46 AM

  15. get over yourself is right! qhile obviously no 5% body fat model type, he was adorable. although he is probably in a lot of trouble, i have no doubt he will have admirers, of both sexes, beating down his door when his identity leaks, as it surely will.

    i heard the collective gasp as leather, uniform and boot daddies around the world's hearts skipped a beat.

    maybe this was shot at the IML...*eg*

    Posted by: jack | Jun 14, 2008 4:47:38 AM

  16. Once you see a man naked except for socks, it renders him unsexy

    Except to us sock fetishists.

    Posted by: PalJoey | Jun 14, 2008 8:48:28 AM

  17. Looks authentically Russian to me!

    And if he's fat, I am Britney Spears.

    Posted by: Ernie | Jun 14, 2008 11:44:41 AM

  18. Nothing sexy about it. To be honest I doubt highly that some Russian boy is going to strip in front of his military buddies like that. Dont even get me started on duct taping over pubes. OUCH!

    Posted by: HOT | Jun 14, 2008 12:34:44 PM

  19. If this is what coming out looks like in Russia, I'm all for it!

    Posted by: Ty | Jun 14, 2008 1:18:41 PM

  20. He sure LOOKS Russian.

    Posted by: kyle michel sullivan | Jun 15, 2008 1:55:38 AM

  21. Hi Andy, can you please post the URL of the video? I'm having problems watching the clip from your site. Thanks.

    Posted by: Loki | Jun 15, 2008 7:28:55 AM

  22. Very cute & funny, even though it was probably the Russian River, not a Russian military institution. Nevertheless, amusing.

    Posted by: Leducdor | Jun 15, 2008 7:29:48 AM

  23. THe last time I watched a man duct tape his stuff was just before he put on the wig and eye liner for a drag brunch.

    Posted by: Rad | Jun 15, 2008 8:44:16 AM

  24. Me likey! And he most likely is a soldier only the armed men do this kinda stuff.

    Posted by: SJ | Jun 16, 2008 12:51:51 AM

  25. I'm actually hoping this schlub is straight. I would hate to think the gays in russia are this busted. Blobby and flat-assed? no, thanks.

    Posted by: marty | Jun 16, 2008 5:32:46 PM

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