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Cristiano Ronaldo the Victim of a Grooming Product Attack


Metrosexual Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was the victim of a grooming product attack by his Manchester United teammates:

"Team-mates filled his training room locker with cans of deodorant and aftershave when the Manchester United ace was pictured by the Mirror sweating through a jacket on a night out. Ex-United striker Brian McClair, now its youth academy director revealed: 'As he is never one for getting to training early, he found this picture copied all over the dressing-room. When he opened his locker, all the deodorants and perfumes fell out. He was not amused!' The footie ace, 23, who admits he gets ribbed for the time he spends by the dressing-room mirror and getting ready after training, admitted: 'I like to take care of my style.'"

The offending pit stain photo, AFTER THE JUMP...


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  1. Yet ANOTHER reason why he should just be shirtless all the time.

    Posted by: lr | Nov 4, 2008 10:14:02 AM

  2. come here, cristiano, i'll help you with those pits.

    Posted by: nic | Nov 4, 2008 10:16:15 AM

  3. put that jacket on ebay!!

    Posted by: jack | Nov 4, 2008 11:29:28 AM

  4. If I didn't know this picture was him, I would think it was some other pitted-out prancer headed for a gay bar (or from, Mr. Sweaty). That's quite a sissy posture in the photo.

    Hint: Wear a black coat, it shows less leakage.

    Posted by: stevedenver | Nov 4, 2008 12:46:03 PM

  5. He sweated through the shirt AND the jacket? Dang, dude!

    Posted by: Ray | Nov 4, 2008 7:16:51 PM

  6. I've seen that look quite often ... exiting from the back rooms of European gay bars. One can work up quite a sweat back there.

    Posted by: Milan | Nov 4, 2008 8:55:13 PM

  7. ronaldo is best than messi , is the crack

    Posted by: hicham | Nov 6, 2011 11:58:07 AM

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