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Music News: Chinese Democracy Debuts In, Gets Judged By The Online Community, Plus Beyonce, Britney Spears, Take That, Alesha Dixon

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Last night the official Guns N' Roses MySpace page began streaming Chinese Democracy—an album, as we've been reminded at every opportunity by the media, that is 17 years in the making.

You can't help but think the soaring expectation for something "revolutionary" after the waiting period alone has set this album up for disappointment from the get-go.

So whether you're a fan, could never stand GNR or are just morbidly curious, here are some entertaining opinions from the web:

GnrchinesedemocracyFrom EW.com: "And the verdict? Mixed! Gone is the Sunset Strip guitar grime of Appetite for Destruction, replaced by an army of ProTools-packing shredders, three ''digital editors,' and a dude responsible for choral arrangements. This is unapologetically huge music, not fit for tiny iPod earbuds... We can't wait to hear what he does next — hopefully sometime before President Chelsea Clinton takes office in 2025."

NME reader whatawasteoftime: "17 years to make, 2 minutes to download off bittorrent, five minutes of laughing then one second to bin it. What a joke this album is..."

Stereogum reader try maturing: "If you're over 30 and didn't wear all-stars in high school, you will get a kick out of four or five of the songs. It sounds dated -- and GNR should sound dated. It could have been a lot worse. And if you don't believe that you can hang yourself with your white belt."

London's Times Online: "Anyone looking for clues that may shed light on the gestation of Chinese Democracy would be well advised not to get their hopes up. While distant strings circle around a discourse of plunking ivory and elemental powerchords, the final song 'Prostitute' sees [Axl Rose] concede, 'It seemed like forever and a day,' before beseeching his audience to 'be kind, I’ve done all I should.'"

NME reader aphexbin: "Its utter shit. Ive heard it and can confirm its utter shit.Youll only like it if your a massive guns and roses fan and miss the sound of axls voice on record- which to be fair, was the only positive thing I can think to say about it."

AbsolutePunk.net user Sikbeat37: "...the guitar solos are sick, the orchestration in 'Madagascar' and 'Prostitute' is actually pretty cool, and songs like 'Better' and 'Riad N' The Bedouins' do well in reaching back to the classic GNR sound that made them famous."

Rolling Stone: "To him, the long march to Chinese Democracy was not about paranoia and control. It was about saying 'I won't' when everyone else insisted, 'You must.' You may debate whether any rock record is worth that extreme self-indulgence. Actually, the most rock & roll thing about Chinese Democracy is he doesn't care if you do.

Stereogum reader Ash: "I would rather listen to Third Eye Blind."

road.jpg A FEW CLIPS FOR THE WEEK:

BEYONCE: "If I Were A Boy/Single Ladies/Crazy In Love" medley on Sunday's final episode of MTV's TRL

BRITNEY SPEARS: Recording "Womanizer," saying she married for the wrong reasons in MTV's For the Record.

TAKE THAT: U.K. Marks & Spencer's Christmas ad.

ALESHA DIXON: Music video for her current U.K. Top 10 hit, "The Boy Does Nothing."


road.jpg THE WEEK'S NEW RELEASES:

200pxdido_safe_trip_home_2Beyonce's third solo album I Am...Sasha Fierce, containing the hits "If I Were A Boy" and "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)."

Dido's Safe Trip Home, her third LP overall, and first one in five years.

American Idol winner David Cook's self-titled debut.

New Zealand electropop/rock artist Ladyhawke's self-titled debut, now added to U.S. iTunes.

Nickelback's Dark Horse.

Simon Cowell's operatic quartet (read: classed-up boy band) Il Divo's The Promise.

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  1. Hmm, not sure a Guns N' Roses bit is the best pick for a gay news blog. Sure, I guess it is the biggest music news of the week, but aren't they the ones who famously sang: "Immigrants and faggots, They make no sense to me."

    Posted by: crispy | Nov 20, 2008 2:14:55 PM


  2. you'd think the supreme tip-off that Axl lost his edge and is wallowing in mediocrity is that he's wearing cruddy pedestrian D+G sunglasses.

    Posted by: Pbar | Nov 20, 2008 2:45:50 PM


  3. Is it just me or is it extremely bizarro that M&S has what sounds like Macy Gray singing over images of Take That? Isn't this like hiring Kate Moss to do voiceovers while others model the clothes?

    The Shirley Bassey spot from a few years back can't be topped. It was fantastic.

    Posted by: Paul C | Nov 20, 2008 3:00:18 PM


  4. Seriously. Beyonce is amazing.

    I hope she steps up her level of seriousness as she gets older. Especially in the song selection. She could be one helluva diva for this generation.

    Posted by: Derek in Madison | Nov 20, 2008 3:23:33 PM


  5. I loved Appetite for Destruction. It truly is one of rock's great albums or any genre's for the matter.

    But...ew.

    17 years for this? Axl, suck this immigrant faggot's dick.

    Posted by: Marco | Nov 20, 2008 3:47:11 PM


  6. Did you see their new video? Boy has Axel Rose gotten fat, put on a panda bear suit and singing in Chinese. Boy has their music changed:

    http://tinyurl.com/gunsandroses

    Posted by: Fausto Fernos | Nov 20, 2008 3:51:54 PM


  7. GnR--hated you then. I don't want to hear about you now (even though Welcome to the Jungle is pretty ace!)

    Beyonce--what a disappointment. I have the deluxe edition and it's way too long. The first disc contains too many drippy ballads. I do love the first two singles--but I liked them better when they were called "Irreplaceable" and "Get Me Bodied."

    I'll try to listen again, but I keep playing other stuff. But I was hoping this would join Madonna as my gay guilty pleasures for 2008. Nope. Listening to the artsy disco of Hercules and Love Affair does it for me a lot more.

    Posted by: Alex | Nov 20, 2008 3:57:25 PM


  8. Alesha is also on this week's Never Mind the Buzzcocks. She's kind of adorable on it, too.


    And I wish Nickelback would die and stop being a terrible representative of Alberta.

    Posted by: Mara | Nov 21, 2008 11:31:38 AM


  9. I downloaded Chinese Democracy when that guy so infamously leaked it. I can tell you IMHO that it... sucks. I hate to say it, but it is true. I have been a lifelong Guns fan (I even did promo for Slash's Snakepit), and I deleted it off my computer in disgust.

    Posted by: RP | Nov 21, 2008 3:38:15 PM


  10. Most people probably aren't interested in David Cook and his new album, but here's him on Prop 8 -

    http://www.newnownext.com/2008/11/david-cook-inte.html

    Posted by: HZH | Nov 21, 2008 8:51:04 PM


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