It takes the guesswork out of goatee grooming. Do it now!
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Posted Jan 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM EST by Andy Towle in Facial Hair, News |
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Why do all of those guys have hillbilly accents?
I seriously hope this is satire.
Posted by: Tread | Jan 27, 2009 11:58:30 AM
I expected to see the "funny or die" logo at the end. Are these things real? A couple of the other videos at the bottom also show the goatee saver tool, so I'm not sure if this IS a joke or not!
Posted by: Tom A. | Jan 27, 2009 12:08:26 PM
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Posted by: Tom A. | Jan 27, 2009 12:09:05 PM
I wonder if Hubby would like one...
(two-fer... goatee saver and gag all in one!)
Posted by: Jeffrey | Jan 27, 2009 12:10:01 PM
seriously? there's actual ads for this POS on this site!
I really thought this was a joke until I saw the ads... honestly... really?? really??!
Posted by: uhh - what? | Jan 27, 2009 12:11:19 PM
How about shaving off the frickin' out-of-date, make-you-look-older-than-you-are, oh-so-90's facial hair and save yourself some money?
Posted by: noteasilyoffended | Jan 27, 2009 12:32:22 PM
Posted by: noteasilyoffended | Jan 27, 2009 12:33:01 PM
Your missing the message: If you use one you can score hot calendar babes with big tits just like the man in the commercial!!!
Posted by: Kyle | Jan 27, 2009 12:40:32 PM
Oh Thank GOD!! I've always wanted to look just like homogenized hick straight boys.
Another life goal met.
Thank you Goateesaver!
Posted by: Sean | Jan 27, 2009 12:45:41 PM
From the makers of the "Flow-Bee Genital Hair Trimmer"!
Posted by: Rad | Jan 27, 2009 12:46:30 PM
"How about shaving off the frickin' out-of-date, make-you-look-older-than-you-are, oh-so-90's facial hair and save yourself some money?"
Ugh, facial hair haters. Get off yer high horse.
A couple years ago at a bar some scrawny twink came up to me out of nowhere and criticized my facial hair, and told me if I shaved it I could look "10 years younger".
I was like "why the fuck would I want to look sixteen?"
Posted by: Eshto | Jan 27, 2009 12:55:14 PM
Do they have a pube saver too?
Posted by: bostonbeardad | Jan 27, 2009 12:56:04 PM
I didn't even know that goatees were endangered! Damn global warming!
Posted by: Q | Jan 27, 2009 12:58:44 PM
did Mark's eyebrows look a little, uh, "done" to anyone else?
Posted by: Nick | Jan 27, 2009 1:00:25 PM
Those things have been around since way back when goatees were actualy still in style...the late 90's.
Posted by: paul | Jan 27, 2009 1:03:58 PM
I'm a huge facial/body hair fan, but I do have to agree that the goatee is usually not the best look and is a bit dated.
The main guy on the ad is pretty hot. If he had some scruff or a short beard, though, it'll look even better on him.
The "Goatee Saver" looks pretty silly, though. A mouthpiece?...lol. How hard is it to shave around the goatee without needing to put a gag in your mouth?
Posted by: Pete | Jan 27, 2009 1:04:59 PM
I LOVE facial hair. FULL facial hair. Goatees are for wimps.
Posted by: Joseph | Jan 27, 2009 1:16:53 PM
Well, this commercial just proves the inventor is uneducated anyway. The facial hair style in question is a Van Dyke, not a goatee. The goatee is a long beard ONLY, moustache not included.
I suppose the "Van Dyke Saver" would cause some issues in the sales and marketing of the product. Why not just call it the Butthole Tickler Shaper?
Posted by: Eric | Jan 27, 2009 1:20:20 PM
I wonder if Heather the Hooker uses the Cootch Saver? This is what's going on in those land-locked square states people. Scary!
Posted by: JerzeeMike | Jan 27, 2009 1:44:01 PM
yeah, the ad is pretty silly, but at least half the men i see with facial hair cannot trim them well to save their lives. so mock all you want, but sadly MOST men need this help.
and andy, posting this vid a few hours after andrew sullivan? kinda lazy, don't you think?
Posted by: kirby | Jan 27, 2009 1:57:14 PM
I wish they had cast Kristin Wiig as "Heather."
Posted by: Peter | Jan 27, 2009 2:05:50 PM
It's a southern accent guys, why so much bullshit about it? I think the device is stupid, but trashing someone's accent is beyond stupid, it's childish. Grow up.
Posted by: Bobby | Jan 27, 2009 2:17:38 PM
Does this guy use a similar device to shape his eyebrows? blech!!
Posted by: Matt | Jan 27, 2009 2:46:14 PM
Shave Your Goatee!
Do it NOW.
Posted by: Aint Edgy | Jan 27, 2009 2:54:56 PM
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