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Eminem: This Photo is Meant to Scare You


For all the swagger, there's something a bit more feminem than Eminem about this recent photo. Too much Photoshop, or a bit of Botox around the eyes?

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  1. Hey baldie the tattoos were hideous enough but the botox and the comb over take the cake. You are a 37 year old midget with no talent go away!

    Posted by: dennis | Apr 15, 2009 9:28:19 AM

  2. "wait...didn't I see you at the Eagle sunday night?"

    Posted by: Mammarice | Apr 15, 2009 9:32:41 AM

  3. Yet he still looks like a supermarket bag boy.

    Posted by: MikeMick | Apr 15, 2009 9:37:38 AM

  4. I see a scared and psych disturbed little boy with mommy issues utilizing tats as a wall to hide himself behind and feel less vulnerable.

    excessive tats are defense mechanisms to keep the world at bay and protect ones self from being completely naked and vulnerable.

    tats are weak and gross

    Posted by: jimmyboyo | Apr 15, 2009 9:39:07 AM

  5. That's a disturbing nose of a pig, no matter how you define pigs.

    But I think it's great that he looks like a video game character on meth! Just super.

    Posted by: Paul R | Apr 15, 2009 9:44:21 AM

  6. Is it really a comeback if nobody gives a rat's ass?

    Posted by: m2mswva | Apr 15, 2009 9:44:23 AM

  7. haha

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    That'll stab you in the head
    whether you're a fag or lez

    you all got merked by his lyrics and then cry bout it coz ur all pathetic

    Posted by: fagbasher | Apr 15, 2009 9:57:51 AM

  8. Jimmyboyo, did you really need to bring up the tats debate? Talk about pointless.

    Posted by: Paul R | Apr 15, 2009 10:02:00 AM

  9. He doesn't look scary. Just stupid.

    Posted by: jomicur | Apr 15, 2009 10:03:52 AM

  10. what's with all the crotch shots in his videos?

    Posted by: rick in robbinsville | Apr 15, 2009 10:08:11 AM

  11. omg, what happened to his face?

    Posted by: ian | Apr 15, 2009 10:08:44 AM

  12. The overzealous photoshop "artist" way overwhitened the whites of his eyes. Meanwhile, despite the tattoos, muscles, and gun (that is a gun under his arm, right?), Zac Efron looks manlier than Eminem does in this picture, which is fine. . . I'm not one to judge, but feigned machismo where true machismo is lacking has no effect unless it's a mocking commentary on machismo; this, sadly, is not.

    Posted by: Jason | Apr 15, 2009 10:16:45 AM

  13. Just a big ol' gurl trying to convince himself he is not. The rest of us never had a doubt.

    Posted by: rudy | Apr 15, 2009 10:17:31 AM

  14. You know, over the years I never bought into the whole "Eminem is gay" thing, until now. Jeez louise he looks more gay than Barry Manilow!

    Posted by: dc20008 | Apr 15, 2009 10:29:41 AM

  15. The haircut and the Hitler stache shadow makes him look like he's trying too hard to be offensive. It's more comedy than statement.

    Posted by: Mike | Apr 15, 2009 10:55:31 AM

  16. Feminem! LOL!

    Posted by: Tweety | Apr 15, 2009 11:00:57 AM

  17. "A bit of botox around the eyes?"

    More like too much skank around the brain. That cover is an epic Photochop FAIL. Anyway, that makes me happy! The douche hasn't looked douchier in some time. LOVE IT!

    Posted by: FizziekruntNT | Apr 15, 2009 11:23:08 AM

  18. Hey! Don't knock Botox around the eyes!!

    Posted by: peterparker | Apr 15, 2009 11:47:51 AM

  19. If I were Marvel Comics I'd sue him for infringement of their Punisher character.

    Posted by: ick | Apr 15, 2009 12:04:07 PM

  20. No...I'd laugh, especially if I were writing the latest Punisher comic, because Eminem would be one of the real Punisher's first victims.

    Posted by: RD | Apr 15, 2009 12:22:48 PM

  21. That lighting is HORRID! That photographer should not be allowed to photograph somebody ever again...

    Posted by: Cody | Apr 15, 2009 12:26:58 PM

  22. You can all bitch as much as you want, but he is fucking hot!

    Posted by: wetcnt | Apr 15, 2009 1:01:32 PM

  23. Is he SUPPOSED to look like a gay Hitler?

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Apr 15, 2009 1:13:00 PM

  24. Hey, where is that skull graphic from? I recall Heath L. wearing it on a t-shirt.
    Then again, if my name were Marshall Mathers, I'd be overcompensating too.

    Posted by: mike shackleford | Apr 15, 2009 1:15:08 PM

  25. Moby looks much younger and more masculine than Eminem.

    Also, Moby's body doesn't consist of a bag of loose skin hanging off of pectoral implants like Eminem's does.

    Aww, honey, if you were going to drop all that weight and come out of hiding, you could have at least toned up instead of relying on sucking your gut in.

    I think he's morphing into another gay-hater from the past -- Axel Rose. Drop off the face of the earth for years, get horrid plastic surgery and then come back with a craptastic album to prove how washed up you really are.

    Boo hoo.

    Posted by: paul c | Apr 15, 2009 1:22:59 PM

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