07/06/2009
The Testament of Levi
Via New York Magazine: Levi Johnston, possibly the country's most famous baby daddy, plans a tell-all book on the Palins. Good timing.
Johnston—everyone's favorite self-described "fuckin' redneck"—is also entertaining an offer to star in a horror movie with former Season 4 The Apprentice contestant Jennifer Murphy. (I can find no evidence that she is slated to direct, as was reported by several gossip blogs, but that would be a plus.)
Main image by Ture Lillegraven/GQ
Posted 2:42 PM EST by Matthew Rettenmund in Books, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin | Permalink
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Who the hell gets a tat of their name on their arm? He's cute but stupid as hell.
Posted by: patrick nyc | Jul 6, 2009 2:53:33 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up going on a little "vacation" and "didn't return" all before the book is published. I don't trust the witch Palin and her family of henchmen. I wouldn't put anything past them, especially doing harm to others.
Posted by: Jeff | Jul 6, 2009 2:56:56 PM
Normally I would find him shopping a book tacky,but I say go for the jugular,Levi!
Posted by: CB | Jul 6, 2009 3:18:47 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up taking a little "vacation" and "didn't return" so he could "start a new life" before the book is ever published.
I don't trust that witch Palin and her family of henchmen; and I am sure they are not above hurting someone to protect their pathetic reputations.
Posted by: Jeff | Jul 6, 2009 3:30:43 PM
He has his last name tattooed on his arm???? My, that's so...something.
I think I can live without reading that book. The Palins, all, need to vanish into obscurity.
Posted by: Terry | Jul 6, 2009 3:34:36 PM
So all you other young horndogs out there, if you too want your chance to get a book deal and be a movie star, just knock up the right girl and make sure you look hot enough without your shirt on!
Posted by: Ernie | Jul 6, 2009 3:39:15 PM
I wonder if he knows the real reason why Sarah Palin resigned on Friday?
Posted by: Bent Alaska | Jul 6, 2009 3:51:43 PM
Will he finally admit that he and Bristol are indeed the parents of Trig??
Posted by: NSFW | Jul 6, 2009 3:56:31 PM
But after you bang him one time, what's left?
Posted by: John | Jul 6, 2009 4:05:23 PM
"Tank Jones, Johnston's bodyguard and publicist"
I'm not sure a bodyguard is qualified to be a publicist...or vice versa.
Posted by: Jeff NYC | Jul 6, 2009 4:11:44 PM
He probably has his name tattooed on his arm so he can remember it!
Posted by: Hank | Jul 6, 2009 4:48:31 PM
Bodyguard? WTH....
Posted by: PistolPetey | Jul 6, 2009 4:55:49 PM
Hank, you beat me to it. Cute as hell, but stupid a shit. He didn't even finish high school.
Posted by: Green Is Good | Jul 6, 2009 5:10:27 PM
Is his ring tattooed as well? Because I don't know why he'd be wearing a wedding band given his estrangement to Bristol. He seems to have excellent taste in tattoos: one to remember his name, one to remember that he's married.
Posted by: Paul R | Jul 6, 2009 5:10:47 PM
Sorry I posted twice. It didn't show up the first time :-(
Posted by: Jeff | Jul 6, 2009 5:28:46 PM
Countdown until he's doing porn?
My money is on 6 months.
Posted by: Christian | Jul 6, 2009 5:34:34 PM
He's cute and dumb just like I like them.Hope he writes the book,oophs,someboby writes the book for him.Anything to show the Palins at what they are, a bunch of goons.
Posted by: Oscar in Miami Beach | Jul 6, 2009 6:38:55 PM
Christian: from your lips to gawds ears!
Posted by: Derek Washington | Jul 6, 2009 7:04:36 PM
Who's gonna write the book for him? We all know he's illiterate.
Posted by: Kevin | Jul 6, 2009 7:51:06 PM
I SO want to see him in a porno!!
I will absolutely be reading the book!
Posted by: LeviJizzJunky | Jul 6, 2009 7:59:21 PM
He's cute....nice little happy trail....but doesn't seem to be too bright. That's okay though....all he really needs to do is smile, shut up and bite the pillow!
Posted by: Daniel | Jul 6, 2009 8:00:24 PM
hot'n'tarded. mmm,sexeh. I do like that he used microgramma for that incredibly trashy tat though.
Posted by: Blake | Jul 6, 2009 8:49:28 PM
His name is tattooed on his arm so that when they find his body floating off of Juneau face down, they know they found the baby-daddy. And let's face it, if this boy wrote a book it'd be penned with a crayon.
Posted by: Bart | Jul 6, 2009 8:56:40 PM
he's hot as hell! Sean Cody needs to get a hold of him!
Posted by: DruggyBear | Jul 6, 2009 10:13:32 PM
He's got his name tattooed on his arm! Because everytime he orgasms his memory is wiped clean!!
Posted by: AJ Mower | Jul 6, 2009 11:35:30 PM