COVER ME: Solider who fought the Taliban in pink boxers and flip-flops returns home.
KICK-OFF: Madonna celebrates Michael Jackson at the second-leg kick-off of Sticky & Sweet.
PED X'ING: Rep. Peter King (R-New York) calls the late Michael Jackson a "pedophile."
SWINGER: Ashton Kutcher dares to swing at the White Party (not that one).
