1. Billy says

    It wouldn’t be a day on Towleroad without a pointlessly disgusting video! Well, and a thousand bitter queens, but I digress.

  2. Derrick from Philly says

    Some people shouldn’t read Kafka. They get it all fucked up.

    Furthermore, this bastard should never be allowed to use a public restroom to do #2….never.

  3. Rad says

    After far too many seasons of Andrew Zimmern eating bugs on “Bizarre Foods”… yawn.

    My question: There was a previous record? Do I really care?

    Next week it will come out that this was all a publicity stunt so the douche bag (because that is the category these individuals tend fall within) can try and get his own reality TV series.

    Oh, wait… see first point. Already done.

  4. Dave says

    I would so much rather watch someone stuff 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches into their own mouth than hear one word about the latest Gossip Girl hunk or some new underwear model robot. Thank you, Andy.