Mario Lopez to Join Twilight Wolf Pack?
With all the frenzy surrounding Twilight: New Moon and its shirtless he-wolves, Mario Lopez is concerned he's missing out on the ab action:
"Lopez fits right in with Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. In a sit-down interview with 'Extra,' Pelletier -- who is nicknamed 'Slater Jr.' -- joked to Lopez that, 'when we were casting this thing I thought I was gonna lose my role out to you.' Added Meraz, 'You're the missing wolf pack member!' Taylor Lautner says it's 'definitely a possibility' that Lopez could join the pack. Stewart was more sure. 'You totally could be,' she said. 'We'll get you in there,' Spencer promised."
God I hope this isn't true, I don't find Mario Lopez attractive AT ALL! I just think hes corny.
Posted by: J. Bocca | Nov 16, 2009 11:31:05 AM
Yes, because all brown people are interchangable.
Posted by: NoSleep4Sam | Nov 16, 2009 11:48:21 AM
Nope, not one body hair, they've all been waxed/plucked/photoshopped to look like pre-pubescent boys, no thanks.
Posted by: Henry Holland | Nov 16, 2009 11:53:19 AM
His first 'victim'? Screech (aka Dustin 'Saved By The Smell' Diamond).
Posted by: Hotter Perry | Nov 16, 2009 12:30:48 PM
Aren't most wolves black and brown in color? And yet...
Posted by: Q | Nov 16, 2009 12:55:48 PM
@NOSLEEP4SAM - seriously! It's like now all the Latin roles have been taken by white Italian people, all the Native American roles can be filled by latinos - WTF?
Posted by: Strepsi | Nov 16, 2009 12:59:26 PM
i don't think its a good idea. he'll throw a fit and demand that the rest of the pack put their shirts back on.
Posted by: ewan | Nov 16, 2009 3:55:46 PM
what a diva
Posted by: squeezit | Nov 16, 2009 5:12:22 PM
Henry Holland: They're all Native American and Native Americans, in general, usually have little to no body hair whatsoever.
Posted by: Chris in Seattle | Nov 16, 2009 5:17:09 PM