Well, that's one way to get people to tune in, I guess. Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
Posted Jan 5, 2010 at 6:20 PM EST by Andy Towle in Bear Grylls, News, Television |
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I'm confused. Didn't the boat carrying the camera crew have a spare bottle of water?
Posted by: peterparker | Jan 5, 2010 6:24:28 PM
um... why does this do it for me?
Posted by: csann | Jan 5, 2010 6:29:57 PM
"Lie back... and think of England!" LOL
I watched an episode where half-way up a waterfall he pulled down his britches and had diarrhea.
Yet, I still find him attractive. Odd.
Posted by: crispy | Jan 5, 2010 6:30:45 PM
An enema filled with bird droppings-flavored H2O. Amazing what people will do for ratings these days.
"Think of England!" I'm taking it that England is the first name of Bear's boyfriend back home in Merry Ol'...?
Posted by: michael | Jan 5, 2010 6:32:03 PM
think of England, indeed!
Posted by: ACe | Jan 5, 2010 6:34:25 PM
id still lick his cornhole after that enema.. hes fucken hot.
Posted by: madge | Jan 5, 2010 6:50:28 PM
Eww that's gross. I'd never put anything like that up there. I'll keep it limited to toys or guys thank you very much. That must hurt... I can't imagine he's used to having things up his rear. =P
Posted by: Scott E. | Jan 5, 2010 7:16:32 PM
I agree. Gross.
Posted by: omi | Jan 5, 2010 7:19:47 PM
what a douche.
Posted by: jason | Jan 5, 2010 7:24:11 PM
I swear - I missed my calling. I should have been a cameraman by trade. This would have been a trip to watch and film! LOL!
Posted by: OS2guy | Jan 5, 2010 7:40:02 PM
Ok, he got me. I just set my TiVo for the show again. Bear's so crazy :)
Posted by: daws | Jan 5, 2010 7:44:17 PM
He drinks piss, he gives himself an enema on camera -- when does he officially get to be gay?
Posted by: coolbearinmd | Jan 5, 2010 7:44:22 PM
That man was desperate! He'd do ANYTHING to hydrate....NOW!
Posted by: booka | Jan 5, 2010 7:51:30 PM
I am dying of laughter reading the comments posted here, hahaha
Posted by: Alexandre | Jan 5, 2010 8:01:05 PM
That's my new pick-up line for the video booths - "It's 3am, I'm dying of dehydration and you're my last resort!"
Posted by: Kitty Boots | Jan 5, 2010 8:26:22 PM
LOL they must know he has gay fans who dream of sticking something else back there.
Posted by: jaragon | Jan 5, 2010 8:49:34 PM
Oh CHRIST this is so silly. Bamboo raft, Pacific Ocean, Camera crew, expensive North Face shirt, Enema equipment????? Yeah I carry that with me EVERYWHERE I go.
Total crap and this is what people pour into their minds? It's better poured into their, what did he call it C-O-L-O-N?
Posted by: Sargon Bighorn | Jan 5, 2010 8:54:56 PM
I remember when David Attenborough did that.
Posted by: Denis | Jan 5, 2010 9:59:42 PM
What a revealing (psychologically speaking) thing to do on television. He needs a team from Vienna. (You need therapy, dear. Lots and lots of therapy.)
Posted by: bradley | Jan 5, 2010 10:12:08 PM
where do we get the raw clip? Grrr...good bear
Posted by: PeterKnyc | Jan 5, 2010 10:24:12 PM
how is this relevant to this site? How is this relevant to gay news??
Posted by: fred | Jan 5, 2010 10:35:42 PM
"I watched an episode where half-way up a waterfall he pulled down his britches and had diarrhea.
Yet, I still find him attractive. Odd."
Odd for some people, like me. You? Is it odd for you? Huh? Let's hope so--sick of mopping up baby jesus' tears.
Yeah, just what a gay blog needs...scheisse porn.
Posted by: TANK | Jan 5, 2010 10:37:30 PM
Dang. Learned something new today and, frankly, I find it fascinating.
Posted by: djork | Jan 5, 2010 10:56:11 PM
Well, at least he wasn't hosting New Years Eve with AC. And, IMO, he had way to much trouble getting that tiny little tube in his, ahh, colon. Please, the drama.
Posted by: Beef and Fur | Jan 5, 2010 11:22:40 PM
Now if he had a little wine to mix in with it, he could have gotten a nice buzz without a hangover the next day.
Posted by: MICKjr | Jan 6, 2010 12:52:49 AM
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