Breast Implants a New Terror Weapon of Choice?


A new scare piece in the UK Telegraph warns of a new potential terrorist weapon: breast implants

"Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned. Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet. It would be virtually possible for airport security scanners to detect the explosive if hidden inside a breast, medics have said."

In related news, there's a new purported Osama bin Laden tape: To the American people, peace be upon those who follow the right path, my message towards you is in regards to our prisoners that you have in your custody. Your president is still following the course of his predecessor."

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  1. That is just absurd! Do these people really think they can claim to not be flat out insane if this is what they are doing?

    Posted by: MT | Mar 25, 2010 9:51:19 AM

  2. Pamela Anderson as a WMD!

    Posted by: Anonymous | Mar 25, 2010 9:51:23 AM

  3. Tits of death.

    I guess this means Obama isn't a muslim terrorist after all, if Bin Laden is dissing him.

    Posted by: johnny | Mar 25, 2010 10:02:47 AM

  4. MT, sometimes one's soul is the only thing that matters. Not their bodies.

    Plus it's a woman, and a mule for God seems more honorable than a mule for anything else.

    Posted by: JonBenet | Mar 25, 2010 10:10:10 AM

  5. I thought suicide was a mortal sin that automatically sent you to hell. Not to mention murder being the same. How does putting them together get you into heaven? How exactly does screaming 'God is great' suddenly absolve you of these sins and get you 72 virgins (which is another inherently flawed element since having sex for anything other than procreation is so heinous that you can be beheaded for it)? This religion is even more hypocritical than Catholicism.

    Posted by: MT | Mar 25, 2010 10:18:59 AM

  6. That is not going to be an effective weapon as most of the explosive power will be absorbed by the woman's body.

    Posted by: Landis | Mar 25, 2010 10:19:19 AM

  7. Is that a typo? "It would be virtually possible to detect..."?

    Posted by: gwyneth cornrow | Mar 25, 2010 10:23:26 AM

  8. It wouldn't have to be a woman...ever hear of moobs?

    Posted by: JZN | Mar 25, 2010 10:45:57 AM

  9. Wouldn't security be able to detect some sort of detonating wire?

    Posted by: Ben | Mar 25, 2010 11:12:07 AM

  10. I've said it before, I'll say it again: this is the terrorism. The news, the speculation, the fear, the crazy destruction of privacy and trust - this is what terrorists want.

    The people who fought back on United 93 did more for security than any TSA/DHS bureaucratic nonsense ever could.

    I'm not going to cower in fear of explosive boobs.

    Posted by: Sean Mac | Mar 25, 2010 11:22:16 AM

  11. should be 'impossible to detect'.

    Posted by: Barry | Mar 25, 2010 1:08:24 PM

  12. This terrorism shit is unreal. Before 911, nothing! After some morons got lucky and crashed those planes, now every single aspect of life has changed and somehow involves the avoidance of terrorism. Let's be real, this is the last thing to worry about.

    Also, I'm pissed that every law enforcement conversation in the media now involves the mentioning of "terrorism," as if it's THAT common.

    Posted by: Drew | Mar 25, 2010 4:44:12 PM

  13. Are these people insane? I can't believe they hate us so much they are willing to sacrifice women's lives ti kill whoever they can kill.

    Posted by: Kyle | Jul 9, 2010 8:55:01 PM

  14. Breast implants are a personal choice. No matter what one's reasons would be, people shouldn't be so judge-mental about this.

    Posted by: Tubular Breast | Nov 28, 2010 3:49:17 PM

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