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Former Rep. Eric Massa Tells Glenn Beck He Didn't 'Grope' Male Staffer, Just 'Tickled Him Till He Couldn't Breathe'

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Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) told Glenn Beck earlier this evening that he didn't "grope" a male staffer, it was simply a tickle attack:

"Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was kill the old guy."

Added Massa: "It doesn't make any difference what my intentions were, it's how it's perceived by the individual who receives that action. I'm telling you I was wrong. I was wrong. My behavior was wrong. I should have never allowed myself to be as familiar with my staff as I was."

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

The Daily Beast has four more clips from the interview.

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  1. Goodbye, erections! See you in twenty years.

    Posted by: TANK | Mar 9, 2010 9:19:14 PM


  2. I want to see that Navy scrapbook he's been clinging onto all these years with pictures he describes as "like an orgy with Caligula".

    Posted by: JONNY NYNY2FLFL | Mar 9, 2010 9:56:57 PM


  3. i think this is an old military-type frat guy, that hasn't received adequate media coaching, and that does not get along with a few powerful folks.

    the media ate him alive as a result of his lack of coaching, used his inappropriate military/frat-guy behavior against him, to secure themselves continued access to the powerful few.

    it's sad to see him self-destroy as if on cue...
    i kinda feel for him.

    Posted by: daftpunkydavid | Mar 9, 2010 10:22:57 PM


  4. btw, i think he actually acknowledges that he did grope the guy and that on top of that he tickled him, before being jumped on by 4 other people at his 50th b-day party. he did not deny it as the title of the post implies...

    Posted by: daftpunkydavid | Mar 9, 2010 10:25:40 PM


  5. LOL @ Tank!!

    I wouldn't say twenty years though. Massa can only kill the mood for a good 6 months, tops.

    Posted by: Taylor Siluwe | Mar 9, 2010 10:40:14 PM


  6. Wow, Tank!

    That was actually hilarious.

    Posted by: Derek in Madison | Mar 9, 2010 11:05:39 PM


  7. I think Massa's kinda hot.

    Eric, call me!

    Posted by: Daddy's Boy | Mar 9, 2010 11:09:21 PM


  8. No no...my imagination may be a little too fertile, but I was thinking something along these lines.

    Glenn Beck: Congressman Massa, your job is soooo demanding. You must be all tense in light of these outrageous allegations made by the evil democrats. Mmmmmmmmmmm, I love to give backrubs. My magic fingers will make you ten years younger...(which is still pretty old, because they're both sloppy, ugly looking old white men).

    Massa: I love to receive backrubs, Glenn. My wife hasn't touched my stocky, flabby, bay rum soaked, overly hairy aged flesh in years. I've been fantasizing about your supple, stubby sausage fingers relieving my tension for the past week.

    Glenn: But first, take a bite of this strawberry dipped in chocolate, Congressman.

    Massa: Mmmmmm, soooo good, glenn.

    *they passionately kiss*

    Glenn (in full striptease): Happy birthday mister congressman...


    And that is called BONER CANCER. 20 years is not enough.

    Posted by: TANK | Mar 9, 2010 11:24:00 PM


  9. Rahm Emmanuel- blech. The ballet mobster. (Why am I really starting to visualize Obama as a basically honorable man who surrounded himself with a bunch of horrors?)

    Posted by: JT | Mar 10, 2010 1:55:13 AM


  10. What 50 year old man 'tickles' another man, what are you a ten year old?

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 10, 2010 2:06:56 AM


  11. Is it just me or do Massa and Glenn Beck look like long-lost twins?

    Posted by: Wowser | Mar 10, 2010 5:45:14 AM


  12. I can't stand beck's pre teen facial features! (I'm sorry!)

    Posted by: topher | Mar 10, 2010 6:31:21 AM


  13. JT --- Obama SOLD OUT to the PROMISE Rahm made to him to get elected.

    Obama had a circle in Chicago - and Rahm promised him the figure head post if he would run as HIS candidate.

    Obama won and dutifully brought Rahm into power.

    That is how it work from folks inside the elections world.

    Obama made his deal with the devil.
    He was still the lesser of two evils last election ...


    Posted by: Walter | Mar 10, 2010 9:37:14 AM


  14. He lived in a townhouse with his male staffer????

    Posted by: Walter | Mar 10, 2010 9:43:52 AM


  15. what's with the Botox and the barely there eyebrows? he plucking out of control?

    Posted by: mak136 | Mar 10, 2010 9:58:42 AM


  16. I watched this porn video once where a dude, restrained with rope was mercilessly tickled with a feather duster attached to a drill. The guy nearly passed out. For me it was "not hot." It was SM scene,not joking around. Some people are into that

    Posted by: tweedle | Mar 10, 2010 10:01:12 AM


  17. Hahaha. He didn't deny it so it was totally true that he did it.

    "Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday and it was kill the old guy."

    I am laughing at this line. lol.

    Posted by: Andre Martin | Mar 10, 2010 11:05:25 AM


  18. "What 50 year old man 'tickles' another man, what are you a ten year old?"

    An outgoing, friendly, affectionate guy who's not afraid to be silly and secure in his sexuality, whatever it is.

    Don't any of you people know guys like this? It's a classic Irish type and Italian type.

    Posted by: BobN | Mar 10, 2010 4:07:50 PM


  19. Well, let's get this straight. Was it New Year's Eve, or a wedding, or his fifteith Birthday?

    Posted by: JIM | Mar 11, 2010 6:33:51 PM


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