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Jake Gyllenhaal is Not Gay, But He is a Big Pot Smoker?

Janet Charlton has something to tell the world:

Gyllenhaal "At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS."

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  1. When was the last time you heard the word 'smitten' outside of a PR flack's mouth?

    Posted by: Christopher | Jul 29, 2010 11:57:21 AM

  2. "When was the last time you heard the word 'smitten' outside of a PR flack's mouth?"

    Ding! We have a winner.

    Also, are there many people (besides teenage girls) who actually think Gyllenhaal is straight? My grandmother thought he was gay, and that was just after seeing The Day After Tomorrow.

    Posted by: Zach | Jul 29, 2010 12:04:11 PM

  3. But...but...then who is Toothy Tile?? Get me Casablanca stat!

    Posted by: Chris in Kansas | Jul 29, 2010 12:05:35 PM

  4. did she say pot smoker and mean pole smoker?

    Posted by: ant | Jul 29, 2010 12:09:50 PM

  5. I'd choose grass over Reese any day.

    Posted by: Snarky | Jul 29, 2010 12:12:54 PM

  6. His career is going down in flames too.

    Posted by: anon | Jul 29, 2010 12:19:33 PM

  7. I'm pretty sure they meant pole and not pot. It's like the worst kept secret in Hollywood.

    Posted by: countervail | Jul 29, 2010 12:19:52 PM

  8. When will people learn that unless you’re in the mind of the individual you will never know exactly if they are gay or not. Just because they say they aren't, they have a girlfriend, or they're a homophobe, does't mean that they aren't gay. I'm sick of people saying "ohh, they aren't gay". They even tell ME that..."ohh, you’re not gay."

    Posted by: wonderer | Jul 29, 2010 12:21:12 PM

  9. whatevs, smoking pole or smoking pot, he is smoking hot. luv jakey.

    Posted by: nic | Jul 29, 2010 12:26:06 PM

  10. er, so what I'm taking away from this is that you can't both be gay and smoke pot? It's one or the other?

    Man, I have so many people to break this to. It is NOT going to go well.

    Posted by: Jason | Jul 29, 2010 12:28:23 PM

  11. This is such bull! Taking it at face value, I guess Reese was AWOL while her now ex-husband, the very delicious Ryan Phillippe, was stoned 24/7 from a mix of pot, pills, booze and anything else he could ingest to anesthetize himself from being in that marriage!

    No. Jake and Reese had a "relationship" that ended, probably at the exact time agreed upon by all parties. Not saying Jake isn't a pot smoker, just sayin' Janet Charleton is crazy.

    Posted by: Caliban | Jul 29, 2010 12:38:51 PM

  12. Jake is not gay, buy his boyfriend (with whom he shares a child) is.

    Posted by: Olive Yurdich | Jul 29, 2010 12:50:10 PM

  13. buy=but

    Posted by: Olive Yurdich | Jul 29, 2010 12:50:42 PM

  14. seriously Reese Witherspoon..? YUCK.....can't stand that Over-blown Talent Actress and her Huge Overbite....he deserves better..Like a hot masculine man.

    Posted by: Disgusted American | Jul 29, 2010 1:00:49 PM

  15. I really don't care if he's gay or not - he's pretty to look at, an iffy actor, and kind of dull. Highly unlikely that I'm ever going to have sex with him, so can't see how it matters. Having said all of that, however, the reports of him making out with guys in parking garages are far too widespread and well reported to be reduced to "you're NUTS!"

    Posted by: Tigerama | Jul 29, 2010 1:03:00 PM

  16. Also -- isn't Ryan Phillippe (her ex husband) like the biggest stoner ever? The Chace Crawford of his age group when it comes to weed?

    Posted by: Cameron Johnson | Jul 29, 2010 1:25:33 PM

  17. So, Disgusted American, would you be disappointed if he ended up with a nelly queen?

    Posted by: sugarrhill | Jul 29, 2010 1:43:38 PM

  18. Reese and Jake were manufactured in a PR hack's office and Jake's liking for boys is hardly a secret. For GOD'Z sake, Janet Charlton and that ridiculous Lainey are probably the only ones left getting pimping that he's straight! Even Perez has lucked out.

    I guess Janet's site is low on hits lately because she knows she'll get a flood of people in there. I' going over there now to slag her off some too. ;) Well she asked for it. Jake not being gay is a ridiculous assumption to make. :)

    Posted by: Eoin M | Jul 29, 2010 3:28:28 PM

  19. HA HA HA! EOIN M, Lainey has been inning Jake for years.

    I don't care either way, I would love to know why, though.

    Posted by: Marcus | Jul 29, 2010 3:43:22 PM

  20. jake could try for next role he could play rock hudson or monty cliff. he is so qualified. let him try for re filming of the movie straight jacket reese could play bthe secretary/wife and charlton could play the lesbian press agent

    Posted by: walter | Jul 29, 2010 4:37:38 PM

  21. I LOVE HIM even MORE now that I know he's a stoner. Yeah Jake!

    Posted by: B-rod | Jul 29, 2010 5:04:13 PM

  22. And exactly why should we believe anything Janet Charlton says?

    Posted by: Elangay | Jul 29, 2010 5:53:59 PM

  23. And who is Jake dating now?!

    Posted by: jaragon | Jul 29, 2010 5:57:54 PM

  24. NOT GAY!? AAHHH crap! there goes my chance of landing him in the sack! why WHY WHY does he have to be straight! jk but damn he is hot

    Posted by: michael | Jul 29, 2010 6:09:09 PM

  25. Janet Charlton is insane.

    Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's showmance has nothing to do with anyone smoking pot.

    Posted by: Matt | Jul 29, 2010 6:10:50 PM

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