Jake Gyllenhaal is Not Gay, But He is a Big Pot Smoker?

Janet Charlton has something to tell the world:

Gyllenhaal "At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS."

Comments

  1. Zach says

    “When was the last time you heard the word ‘smitten’ outside of a PR flack’s mouth?”

    Ding! We have a winner.

    Also, are there many people (besides teenage girls) who actually think Gyllenhaal is straight? My grandmother thought he was gay, and that was just after seeing The Day After Tomorrow.

  2. wonderer says

    When will people learn that unless you’re in the mind of the individual you will never know exactly if they are gay or not. Just because they say they aren’t, they have a girlfriend, or they’re a homophobe, does’t mean that they aren’t gay. I’m sick of people saying “ohh, they aren’t gay”. They even tell ME that…”ohh, you’re not gay.”

  3. says

    er, so what I’m taking away from this is that you can’t both be gay and smoke pot? It’s one or the other?

    Man, I have so many people to break this to. It is NOT going to go well.

  4. Caliban says

    This is such bull! Taking it at face value, I guess Reese was AWOL while her now ex-husband, the very delicious Ryan Phillippe, was stoned 24/7 from a mix of pot, pills, booze and anything else he could ingest to anesthetize himself from being in that marriage!

    No. Jake and Reese had a “relationship” that ended, probably at the exact time agreed upon by all parties. Not saying Jake isn’t a pot smoker, just sayin’ Janet Charleton is crazy.

  5. Disgusted American says

    seriously Reese Witherspoon..? YUCK…..can’t stand that Over-blown Talent Actress and her Huge Overbite….he deserves better..Like a hot masculine man.

  6. Tigerama says

    I really don’t care if he’s gay or not – he’s pretty to look at, an iffy actor, and kind of dull. Highly unlikely that I’m ever going to have sex with him, so can’t see how it matters. Having said all of that, however, the reports of him making out with guys in parking garages are far too widespread and well reported to be reduced to “you’re NUTS!”

  7. Eoin M says

    Reese and Jake were manufactured in a PR hack’s office and Jake’s liking for boys is hardly a secret. For GOD’Z sake, Janet Charlton and that ridiculous Lainey are probably the only ones left getting pimping that he’s straight! Even Perez has lucked out.

    I guess Janet’s site is low on hits lately because she knows she’ll get a flood of people in there. I’ going over there now to slag her off some too. 😉 Well she asked for it. Jake not being gay is a ridiculous assumption to make. :)

  8. walter says

    jake could try for next role he could play rock hudson or monty cliff. he is so qualified. let him try for re filming of the movie straight jacket reese could play bthe secretary/wife and charlton could play the lesbian press agent

  9. john says

    he is gay, he isn’t gay. blah blah blah.
    all i could think of was running my fingers through his furry chest just after he’s had a nice big spliff…..and then blowin’ him.

  10. Ed says

    Really, Andy, you made a whole post on this bullshit? Who cares what Janet Charlton has to say.

    Whatever Jake’s sexuality (and those here who post as if they have slept with him to know are pathetic) he seems a good guy to me. What really matters is that he is a great actor and damn sexy.

  11. Seymour Butts says

    If Jake was a heavy pot-smoker during his contract with Witherspoon, it would be understandable. Having to live a lie and spending so much time in that fame-whore’s company, in a misguided career move and an attempt to reinforce his straight credentials for the sake of Hollywood’s homophobia, would be enough to drive anyone to drugs.
    And of course, RW’s PR have to make it look like it was all Jake’s fault and St. Reese takes the moral high ground. Pass the sick bucket someone, please!

  12. Sam says

    @wonderer: Oh, he spoke his mind, he said he isn’t gay. He had answered this question about a million times, asked by journalists over and over again, but as you can see from the comments, people still don’t get it.

    It seems there will always be peeps who’ll reject reality and substitute it with their wishful thinking.

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