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AFA to Glenn Beck: Anal Sex is Not in God's Plan

American Family Association's Bryan Fischer ripped Glenn Beck a new a-hole (so to speak) for his recent statements in support of same-sex marriage, accusing Beck of siding with "people who want to use the anus for sex."

Fischer It’s not too late to issue a mea culpa and come back into the light and be a vigorous advocate once again for the truth about marriage and the family. You have done a noble thing in calling this country back to God through your “Divine Destiny” evening at the Kennedy Center and your “Restoring Honor” event at the Lincoln Memorial.

You have done a noble thing on your radio and television programs by repeatedly calling us back to our founding history and to our foundational values as a country.

But Glenn, our “Divine Destiny” as a nation does not include societal approval for people who want to use the anus for sex. The “Laws of Nature and Nature’s God” don’t endorse such behavior. And neither should you.

Butt sex appears to be the only bullet these wingnuts still believe they have in their arsenal. And they intend to use it (and think about it) a lot.

(via @pamspaulding)

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  1. I much rather enjoy my asshole for sex than to speak or think, like that douche does.

    Posted by: hugo | Aug 30, 2010 12:31:49 PM


  2. Perfect us of "arsenal" Andy (and/or Pam).

    So lesbians should be able to get married, right? Whew. Just checking.

    Posted by: David R. | Aug 30, 2010 12:32:13 PM


  3. Oh come on, Straight people love anal sex. GOP men think of it constantly. Their wives need to roll over and grant them access occasionally.

    Posted by: tikihead | Aug 30, 2010 12:32:23 PM


  4. Gak! Should have been: Perfect use of "arsenal"....

    Posted by: David R. | Aug 30, 2010 12:33:15 PM


  5. Whereas Republicans only like to use their assholes for talking and thinking.

    Posted by: Dagoril | Aug 30, 2010 12:38:43 PM


  6. ahh I never see anal sex in str8 porn....nahh never!!! SNARK! ....and How many stories have you heard of str8 guys bargaining with thier wives or girlfriends to BOINK them in the ass? LOL this guy has lost it!

    Posted by: Disgusted Gay American | Aug 30, 2010 12:45:29 PM


  7. I love it when these guys start throwing the word "anus" around in every other sentence. They just come off sounding more ridiculous and creepy.

    Posted by: Troy | Aug 30, 2010 12:46:46 PM


  8. i did some anal sexing last night and it was pretty close to god, if i recall.

    Posted by: alguien | Aug 30, 2010 12:51:41 PM


  9. What's telling here is that Beck obviously sees that the religious right is waning in power within the republican party. He simply sees an opening in the market and is filling it.

    It won't be long before the tools that call themselves Gay republicans will be pointing to Beck as evidence of tolerance in the republican party. As long as he sticks to race baiting and class warfare, they'll be fine.

    Posted by: Derek Washington | Aug 30, 2010 12:52:48 PM


  10. As a matter of fact, we gays own the copyright on anal sex. We've been avoiding lawsuits, even though we're fully aware Straights are infringing on our franchise.

    Oh, we also own the copyright on oral sex as well. Sorry Straights. Stop it now!

    Posted by: tikihead | Aug 30, 2010 12:53:17 PM


  11. As a gay man, if I know one thing about straight men is that they DON'T like to talk about gay sex. Gay men, on the other hand, talk about it quite freely, almost as often as the AFA does. Just sayin'...

    Posted by: Jerry | Aug 30, 2010 1:04:06 PM


  12. Just sayin'...that gay men don't talk about gay sex nearly as often as the people at the AFA or porno pete does. Just sayin'.

    Posted by: TANK | Aug 30, 2010 1:21:21 PM


  13. hmm... so glenn/God is okay with lesbianism I guess?

    /snark

    Posted by: soundboy_Jeff | Aug 30, 2010 1:25:12 PM


  14. I know gay men who talk about anal sex less publicly than this guy does. Why are they so obsessed with it?

    These self-hating homos who run these family organizations need serious help.

    Posted by: Joe | Aug 30, 2010 1:36:19 PM


  15. I noticed these people like to use the term “Laws of Nature and Nature’s God” instead of what they really mean with their definition of god from the Bible. I did a search on both of those terms and neither “Laws of Nature” or “Nature’s God” are used anywhere in the Bible.

    Posted by: 1♥ | Aug 30, 2010 1:45:25 PM


  16. That's interesting because every time my husband fucks me, I scream God's name!

    Posted by: Luke | Aug 30, 2010 2:00:43 PM


  17. Bryan Fisher apparently found "Last Tango in Paris" a frightening experience.

    Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Aug 30, 2010 2:06:47 PM


  18. Lesbians just LOOOOOVE the butt sex!

    Oh yeah, lesbians don't exist, and those that do are HOT!

    Posted by: TampaZeke | Aug 30, 2010 2:26:12 PM


  19. Im not the first to say it, but a lot of the guys opposed to us are REALLY focused on buttsex.

    Posted by: Spudger | Aug 30, 2010 2:35:15 PM


  20. Ya ever notice that it's always a male spokesman commenting about anal sex and that he's always either sitting behind a desk or standing behind a podium.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    Posted by: BobN | Aug 30, 2010 3:47:38 PM


  21. If God hadn't intended us to have anal intercourse, She wouldn't have put the PROSTATE where She put it!

    Posted by: Raymond H. Burgoon-Clark | Aug 30, 2010 3:49:37 PM


  22. I would assume that same-sex female couples are the least likely to engage in anal sex -- less so than mixed-sex couples. And -plenty of married same-sex male couples have never had anal sex.
    The anti-gay creeps' obvious obsession with anuses every time the subject of same-sex marriage or homosexuality comes up says more about their own lack of education and understanding of sexuality than it says anything about the actual subject they're attempting to address.
    It also suggests they have unresolved psychological issues, and don't know how to deal with these other than lashing out at other people..

    Posted by: GregV | Aug 30, 2010 6:03:30 PM


  23. The prostate gland is proof enough that God (intelligently) designed us for enjoying anal sex. How's that for a law of nature?

    Posted by: GBM | Aug 30, 2010 6:33:37 PM


  24. But what about the gay guys that don't like the "butt sex"? And believe you me, there's plenty of them out there. I know it's shocking, but it's true. And lesbians? Not too keen on the "butt sex" either, I would guess.

    But like a previous poster I have to say I also engaged in the "butt sex" last night and it was pretty freakin' awesome! These guys clearly don't know what they're missing.

    Posted by: Stephen | Aug 30, 2010 9:12:03 PM


  25. And the funny thing is...THEY HAVE MORE ANL SEX THAN ANYONE! I get hit on by some many pastors...rabbis...etc! really....the adult bookstores here are full of them! they are full of shit...that is why so many are being forced out of the closet!

    Posted by: shannon | Aug 30, 2010 11:53:45 PM


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