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Watch: Sphincter-Obsessed Grandma Testifies at CO Civil Union Hearing

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Representing herself and her grandchildren, Rosina Kovar testified at yesterday's civil union hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee in Colorado yesterday.

The civil union measure advanced, as Andrew reported, on a 6-3 vote, but not before Kovar spread her wisdom about anal sex.

Some of Rosina's wisdom:

"I think we ought to be telling the truth about fornication and sodomy."

"The anus is an exit. It is not an entrance."

"The anal lining is only one-cell thick...There is no lubrication!"

"Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus. It's there for a reason. Keep out!"

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

UPDATE: A tipster points out that Kovar is also an "at large director" for Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum.

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  1. So oral is okay?

    Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen | Mar 8, 2011 7:47:54 AM


  2. These silly people. Always forgetting the lesbians. tsk tsk

    Posted by: Sam | Mar 8, 2011 7:54:11 AM


  3. Making a whole lot of assumptions about what LGBT people get up to in their private lives... Key word there, *private*.

    Posted by: Justin L Werner | Mar 8, 2011 7:55:04 AM


  4. Rosina Kovar is an idiot. Methinks her own sphincter has been violated a few times.

    Posted by: brian | Mar 8, 2011 7:55:08 AM


  5. So, if we promise no touchy the tushie, Nana would then be OK with civil unions? That's her objection???!!! I forget who, but someone in a comment yesterday mentioned a wonderfully appropriate phrase - Pay her no mind, she doesn't have one. My apologies for not being able to give accurate credit for those words of wisdom.

    Posted by: Rob | Mar 8, 2011 8:07:02 AM


  6. if there is anyone whose anus i do NOT want to be thinking about, it's this dried-up old hag.

    Posted by: EO | Mar 8, 2011 8:17:44 AM


  7. Someone needs to get Goatse in her inbox pronto!
    As for her "outbox", I'm sad she's never known the pleasure.

    Posted by: Michael | Mar 8, 2011 8:23:46 AM


  8. Would her head explode if she ever discovered Lesbians? Or Gay men who don't like anal sex?? How can she live this long and not learn that 'sodomy' means putting the peen anyplace BUT the vagina? Chances are even this old bag committed plenty of sodomy in her lifetime...

    Posted by: princely54 | Mar 8, 2011 8:42:19 AM


  9. Did I hear her say that between ages 5 and 12 kids learn not to "kick the dog?" Is that some euphemism for anal sex?

    Posted by: Biff | Mar 8, 2011 8:44:30 AM


  10. Someone should tell her where the male g-spot is located.

    Posted by: Francis | Mar 8, 2011 8:45:05 AM


  11. I'd like her to explain, then, why the rectum and anus are lined with erogenous nerve endings.

    Posted by: Danny | Mar 8, 2011 8:53:14 AM


  12. I wish my grandmother was still living. She'd have a few tart comments for Ms. Kovar.

    Posted by: Hank | Mar 8, 2011 8:53:17 AM


  13. Her "exit" is so thight that even crap can't come out, so she's letting it out her mouth.

    Posted by: Ish | Mar 8, 2011 8:54:11 AM


  14. NOT TO MENTION that I've heard of one or two people in hetero relationships who appreciate anal. i mean, maybe it's just a rumor.

    Gah, this blows my mind.

    I guess it's brave of her to say all these words she's uncomfortable with? Poor woman has probably had an unsatisfying sex life :(

    Posted by: BirdRoughsIt | Mar 8, 2011 8:56:11 AM


  15. Not only is she crazy but she is absolutely incorrect in her "facts". The lining of the anus is most certainly not "one cell thick", nor is the rectum, nor is the colon, nor is the large intestine. This is yet another "truthiness", real sounding bit of pseudo-wisdom that these homophobes throw around ad nauseam.

    And the anus has a sphincter to keep things IN, not to keep things OUT. It is designed to be the only voluntary muscle of the alimentary canal, allowing a person, for the most part, to determine the time of defecation.

    I REALLY wish knowledgeable people would challenge and shame these idiots, ON THE SPOT, when they spew their ignorant babble!

    Posted by: TampaZeke | Mar 8, 2011 9:06:34 AM


  16. Excuse me, I was unintentionally redundant. I meant to say, "...nor is the colon, nor is the SMALL intestine".

    Posted by: TampaZeke | Mar 8, 2011 9:08:36 AM


  17. "Unlike the vagina, nature put a tight sphincter at the entrance to the anus. It's there for a reason. Keep out!"


    Really? I usually use mine to hug and hold a penis in.

    Posted by: Maverick69 | Mar 8, 2011 9:10:41 AM


  18. She is clearly against prostate exams, strictly for religious reasons of course.

    They should be banned too!

    One more FACT for Ms. Kovar. There is no sphincter, tight or otherwise, "at the entrance to the anus"; the anus IS the sphincter at the entrance of the rectum".

    Either go back to elementary anatomy and physiology or STFU and go back to the nursing home where you don't have to worry about anyone invading your sphincter.

    Posted by: TampaZeke | Mar 8, 2011 9:13:17 AM


  19. Although she deserves to be mocked, the truth is, this is the way homophobes think. In their eyes, our lives are defined by sex, and especially anal sex, and homosexuality=gay men. It's all about a severe insecurity with sex, their own bodies, and emotional and mental immaturity. Basically like stupid children.

    Posted by: Francis | Mar 8, 2011 9:14:46 AM


  20. too bad she's forgotten that the mouth is, like the anus, also a sphincter. she should keep that one tightly shut instead!

    Posted by: piile | Mar 8, 2011 9:19:28 AM


  21. It's during times like this when I reach for my anal intruder. ahhhh!!!!

    Posted by: gregg | Mar 8, 2011 9:24:26 AM


  22. Sperm and urine comes out of the same opening. If she is a grandmother, then obviously she had had a cock inside. That's disgusting- she has had an elimination organ thrust inside her!

    Posted by: homer | Mar 8, 2011 9:27:30 AM


  23. the sphincter says what?

    Posted by: mike | Mar 8, 2011 9:33:49 AM


  24. I'm still kind of wondering what the sex talk had to do with marriage/civil unions. Surely she doesn't believe that gays aren't having sex right now because we aren't married?

    Someone should send her a box full of straight anal porn along with a note stating "Now that we've established heterosexuals do it too, can we ban them from getting married?"

    Posted by: LiamB | Mar 8, 2011 9:36:29 AM


  25. If you actually attend any hearings like this that allow the public, you will hear this argument over and over again.

    The fear and the homophobia is ALWAYS about anal sex (and only about men).

    Lesbians, especially lesbians with children -- who are often out in force at the hearings, are completely invisible to the opposition.

    Posted by: Kevinvt | Mar 8, 2011 9:37:48 AM


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