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by Andy TowleJuly 30, 2012 | 9:16am
July 30, 2012 at 9:36 am
Is the shirtless thing necessary?
July 30, 2012 at 9:41 am
Well, that’s 5 1/2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
July 30, 2012 at 10:01 am
Ha! So after all these years, it’s STILL the same damn thing. And hell, he can run around naked all day. I certainly wouldn’t complain. Cute video. Sad truth.
July 30, 2012 at 10:05 am
I Liked it!
I thought it was funny and so true
July 30, 2012 at 10:25 am
He makes me smile.
July 30, 2012 at 10:31 am
maybe the cigarettes and constant drinking is why you don’t get many dates buddy
July 30, 2012 at 10:45 am
That was hilarious! We really do need a new euphemism other than watch a movie though.
Tom in long beach says
July 30, 2012 at 10:47 am
I hope in real life he does better. So glad I am not in the dating scene !
July 30, 2012 at 11:18 am
I think he’s absolutely hilarious! It’s satirical and OF COURSE he does better “in real life,” but some of the stuff he talks about hits pretty close to the mark. Fortunately that sort of experience is the exception for folks. 😉
July 30, 2012 at 11:29 am
As a film major at NYU, that ‘watch a movie’ doesn’t actually mean watching a movie make my sadder than I can describe. Feels bad, man. Then it feels OK. But mostly bad.
July 30, 2012 at 11:42 am
Maybe he doesn’t date because he comes across pathetic and whiny?
July 30, 2012 at 11:44 am
I’m not sure I should watch this.
July 30, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Dating sucks, but the video was rad.
Paul R says
July 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
He’s funny. Try to see the kernels of truth through his sarcasm.
July 30, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Cute guy- some good points- but I hope he’s a little less drunk and more optimistic/congenial on actual dates. That might be why you don’t get around date # 2- that- and kissing too early. I kno from experience- bad move most of the time
Andy F. says
July 30, 2012 at 3:43 pm
A guy who drinks & smokes compulsively and lacks confidence? I simply don’t understand why he’d be rejected!
Billy Beyond says
July 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Not funny enough.
July 30, 2012 at 5:51 pm
He is funny and kind of cute (but the smoking a bit of a turn off)
Cameron Johnson says
July 30, 2012 at 6:05 pm
I LIVE. That was so accurate and hilarious.
July 30, 2012 at 8:45 pm
All of the comments here about “that’s why you get rejected” .. are completely missing the point of the vid. It’s sarcasm.. satire… Funny if you realize it’s, OMG, an act…
July 30, 2012 at 11:20 pm
“You just want to screw this in nice and hard because it’s the only screwing you’re going to get tonight”
I literally spit on my computer monitor lol!
July 30, 2012 at 11:26 pm
would be much more effective if he was ugly and/or unappealing in other ways
but to me he is pretty hot and therefore
it makes zero sense what he is doing
a dude who looks like this would get no rejection
it rings false
Paul Leary says
July 31, 2012 at 3:18 am
Loved it. There’s more to this guy than meets the eyes. Check out his other vids. He’s got something.
July 31, 2012 at 7:39 am
He so hot!!!
I would go on a date with him in a sec!
Prob fun to get blotto with too.
Yul Brynner says
July 31, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Amusing and very germane. The cigarettes are a total turn-off, though – I wonder if he realizes that that could be a major part of the problem.
July 31, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Hum .. he is soooo cute. And he smokes, drinks and swears. <3
Perfect !! I kinda swooned over him on his last video bc of his love for Woody Allen (and the use of the word “meet cute”, tho he is from LA, so who knows) and the fact that he is a cat AND dog person.
August 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
Loved it….wanna go on a DATE? or ask me out on a DATE?
August 1, 2012 at 11:14 am
He comes off as pathetic. That’s why he’s being rejected. Quit the hipster nonsense. It’s obviously a costume to cover his boundless low self esteem. No self confidence or respect is the most unattractive thing in the world. As far as the clip… it’s just not funny.
July 2, 2013 at 7:46 am
Smoking makes these good ideas hard to hear.
July 2, 2013 at 1:23 pm
This was funny. Why doesn’t he hook up with Jonathan Bender? And speaking of smoking, what the hell is up with Stephen Dorff and those electronic cigarette ads?
July 3, 2013 at 1:39 pm
Smoking…..huge turnoff and a deal breaker. Thanks for playing.
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