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Colbert Offers Trump $1 Million To Tea-Bag Him: VIDEO


In response to Donald Trump's offensive and publicity-seeking offer to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama releases his college records, a moved Stephen Colbert is offering $1 million to the mogul's preferred charity if he can tea-bag Trump. As Colbert notes, "nothing would make America happier than to have something going into [Trump's] mouth instead of coming out of it".

There are conditions, and a time limit, which you can learn more about AFTER THE JUMP. The language is not so office-friendly, so you may want to break out some headphones.

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  1. I Heart Stephen Colbert!

    Posted by: Ted | Oct 25, 2012 10:19:10 AM


    Posted by: THE QUEEN | Oct 25, 2012 10:19:26 AM

  3. I believe that is the standard initiation rite to join the Tea Party, so no big deal for Trump. He'd probably do it if he could keep the money.

    Posted by: charity is over-rated | Oct 25, 2012 10:23:21 AM

  4. That was great! Loved it.

    Posted by: drew | Oct 25, 2012 10:25:40 AM

  5. Wonder why his Trumpness, with all his concern about our candidates' integrity and the future of our democracy, didn't make the same offer for release of Mittster's tax returns, confirmation of his residency, when he actually worked for Bain...

    Posted by: Mitch | Oct 25, 2012 10:37:46 AM

  6. Well worth the price of the ticket to see this!

    Posted by: RichB in PS | Oct 25, 2012 10:42:04 AM

  7. That was AWESOME!

    Posted by: Kucklehead | Oct 25, 2012 10:54:20 AM

  8. I'm not Trump, but I'd take $250,000 for the same deal, Stephen.

    See, I like your balls AND I could really use the money.

    Posted by: johnny | Oct 25, 2012 10:54:56 AM

  9. Donald Trump is a narcissistic maniac
    At some point he needs to figure out we are laughing AT him.

    Posted by: Darren | Oct 25, 2012 11:02:37 AM

  10. Homophobia on the part of Cobert. He clearly implies that "being teabagged" (i.e. having another man's scrotum in your mouth) is disgraceful and a form of humiliation to be avoided at all costs.

    It is the equivalent of a homophobic straight man saying "Suck my d---" to another straight man, not because he literally means it, but as a way of insulting him and challenging his masculinity.

    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 11:13:38 AM

  11. Colbert's offer to Trump, as vulgar/funny as it was, is the perfect response to the media whore Trump's offer to the president. On another note: I always thought tea bagging was resting your balls on the bridge of the "lucky" recipients nose, not putting them in his/her mouth.

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 11:45:15 AM

  12. @Rick: having a strangers balls in your mouth is "disgraceful" and "humiliating". On the other hand, having your significant other's balls in your mouth is yummy/erotic/fun etc.

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 11:50:08 AM

  13. "On another note: I always thought tea bagging was resting your balls on the bridge of the "lucky" recipients nose, not putting them in his/her mouth."

    No, it's called "teabagging" because the scrotum is dropped into the "wet" mouth the way a teabag is dropped into a "wet" cup of water.

    And its use in this way by Colbert is homophobic.

    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 11:51:48 AM

  14. "@Rick: having a strangers balls in your mouth is "disgraceful" and "humiliating". On the other hand, having your significant other's balls in your mouth is yummy/erotic/fun etc."

    So if Ryan Gosling came up to you in a hotel lobby and suggested that you come up to his room so that he could "teabag" you, you would refuse him on principle because his being a "stranger" and not your "significant other" would make it disgraceful and humiliating?


    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 11:56:56 AM

  15. @Rick: Of course I would refuse such a rude offer. If you have a thing for Gosling, swallow your pride and go for it, but please don't swallow anything else.

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 12:04:34 PM

  16. "Of course I would refuse such a rude offer."


    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 12:08:57 PM

  17. @Rick

    Buddy, that's your own bias coming into play by trying to generalize a specific event. Colbert obviously believes that Trump would find this personally offensive, so his goal is to personally offend Trump. He's not making a broader gesture like you want to infer. He never says anything like "we all know how humiliating it is to be teabagged...BY ANOTHER MAN!" or generalizes his comments in any way - so why do you?

    All this shows is your over-sensitivity on the matter. It was a funny bit. Try to laugh a little, I promise it will make life better. :)

    Posted by: JP | Oct 25, 2012 12:11:30 PM

  18. @JP It is not my bias. If Trump had said the same thing to Colbert, all the "good liberal" lemmings here would be calling it homophobic on the part of Trump.

    I think what some of you just don't want to have to face is that many "liberals" are just as homophobic as most "conservatives" are, at the personal level--where it really matters--regardless of how "prog-gay" their "official policy positions" appear to make them.

    They can be in favor of gay rights in principle but still deeply homophobic on a personal/vultural level and it has been my experience that a very large number of them are.

    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 12:17:33 PM

  19. When will you people learn not to feed Rick/Jason? He's a troll and he's calling Colbert a homphobe merely to incite hostile comments and get this comment thread off topic. That's what he does every single day on this site and it's tiresome. So please ignore him in hopes that he will do something else with his pathetic life, or end it. Preferably the latter.

    Posted by: MateoM | Oct 25, 2012 12:59:43 PM

  20. Don't be silly MATEOM, Rick/Jason are huge fun and often insightful being so far out of the lemming box as they are. One can argue with them all manner of ways, or take their point (so to speak). For instance as a liberal I am as in favor of straight rights as gay ones, but that doesn't mean I'm not heterophobic "on a personal/cultural level" since their orientation is personally of no interest whatsoever. Were I straight such a remark towards gays would be roundly attacked as homophobic.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Oct 25, 2012 1:27:44 PM

  21. Trolls are delicious served cold. Better than day-old pizza.

    Posted by: Sean in Dallas | Oct 25, 2012 1:30:38 PM

  22. Rick - Is there anyone one on earth that enjoys your company?

    Posted by: Markt | Oct 25, 2012 2:30:43 PM

  23. @ Matedom: As much as I disagree with Rick, your comment that you would prefer that he end his life is a meaner thing than I have ever seen, the easily dislikable, Rick post.

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 2:50:37 PM

  24. Rick, girlfriend, you spin faster than a whirling dervish.

    Posted by: Gregoire | Oct 25, 2012 2:52:56 PM

  25. Lemme guess, NO.

    Posted by: Soledad O'brien | Oct 25, 2012 2:53:40 PM

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