"So you see Melissa, you are me and I'm the United States"
Posted by: Stephen | Oct 8, 2012 8:20:01 PM
Another future voter is horrified to learn where the giant stick is inserted.
Posted by: MikeBoston | Oct 8, 2012 8:29:55 PM
"So that's why Ann owns horses!"
"Covered in spray tan and spews crap? I can see why you regularly confuse this with your head."
"Sister Wives holds auditions for its latest season."
Posted by: Stefan | Oct 8, 2012 8:46:25 PM
How about, "Oh my God! The sun really does shine out of his ass!"
Posted by: JohnnyBS | Oct 8, 2012 9:06:47 PM
Is that Kolob circling Uranus?
Posted by: Tallulah | Oct 8, 2012 9:25:36 PM
Yes, I pull all of my ideas out of my ass. You must have found a stinker!
Posted by: Peter | Oct 8, 2012 9:42:35 PM
"Wow, you really CAN do it to yourself!"
Posted by: lodenmuse | Oct 8, 2012 10:08:24 PM
I'm guessing that the emperor's magic underwear are invisible.
Posted by: David | Oct 8, 2012 10:11:23 PM
OBVIOUSLY.....Liar, liar pants on fire.....
Posted by: Carl | Oct 8, 2012 10:28:06 PM
THE VERY MOMENT A LITTLE GIRL REALIZES MITT'S THE BOTTOM AND RYAN'S THE TOP.
Posted by: AAA | Oct 8, 2012 10:52:37 PM
Well, hell, there's those missing tax returns!
Posted by: Danny | Oct 8, 2012 11:14:31 PM
Frustrated with his inability to explain his plan for those receiving government benefits to Mrs Whipple's 6th grade class, Mitt Romney asked a child on the free lunch program to step forward, bent over, dropped his pants, and demonstrated it in a way that could not be misconstrued.
Posted by: Caliban | Oct 8, 2012 11:22:02 PM
Oh look! That is where your put your hand to work this puppet!
Posted by: TimSTL | Oct 8, 2012 11:48:14 PM
"The old man sh1t his Depends and it's leaking out!"
Posted by: Diana | Oct 9, 2012 2:08:05 AM
What is happening? Someone there should take a picture with their iphone.
Posted by: simon | Oct 9, 2012 2:49:18 AM
So THAT'S where the batteries go!
Posted by: Ari | Oct 9, 2012 3:09:33 AM
"Oh, Mr. Romney, I can hear you so much better from this end!"
Posted by: Don | Oct 9, 2012 4:28:49 AM
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