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A Warning to Straight Men from Gays: Support Marriage Equality or We Will Marry Your Girlfriends — VIDEO


"If you stay close-minded about this, we will take one for the team and marry the crap out of them."


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  1. hilarious.

    Posted by: gary | Nov 13, 2012 10:05:08 AM

  2. This was awesome

    Posted by: RONTEX | Nov 13, 2012 10:12:37 AM

  3. Ugh…nothing but trashy stereotypes. No wonder everyone hates us if we behave like these guys.

    Posted by: Jason | Nov 13, 2012 10:15:30 AM

  4. Not funny. Not clever. Offensive. We are all stereotypes and women are toys. Great message.

    Posted by: Nate | Nov 13, 2012 10:16:07 AM

  5. FUNNY!

    Only a miserable closet-case with no balls would be offended :)

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Nov 13, 2012 10:17:16 AM

  6. Anyone know who the guy in the blue shirt is, because I am sure I know him...

    Posted by: Critifur | Nov 13, 2012 10:18:33 AM

  7. @Littlekiwi, sounds like you're one of those stereotypes :) Keep setting us back with your swishy-ness! :)

    Posted by: Jason | Nov 13, 2012 10:24:00 AM

  8. It's very funny AND very true.

    Of course many gay men marry women because they are forced by conventional society to do it. Public examples all around. Everyone should smarten up and let gay men be gay men.

    Posted by: it's best for everyone | Nov 13, 2012 10:24:42 AM

  9. @ Nate THANK YOU!!!! Jeezus, finally someone gets it.

    Posted by: Karl | Nov 13, 2012 10:24:44 AM

  10. It's funny, but I would like to have seen one of them be a bit butcher. That's not because I'm a Rick or a Jason, but because some men who marry their beards are more butch and it would be more realistic to depict that.
    As that hilarious SNL skit a few years ago pointed out, there is a certain kind of woman who for whatever reason (sometimes because she's lesbian, sometimes not) wants to marry a very feminine man. Who's also usually a pushover. But sometimes this happens to a woman whose friends would not all be mocking her incredibly poor gaydar. Without making myself too easy to identify, I'll just vaguely say there was a lawyer in the suburbs of DC who was plenty butch acting...but that didn't stop him from coming out after he and his wife had had 3 sons who were teenagers at the time.

    Posted by: EchtKultig | Nov 13, 2012 10:25:10 AM

  11. Clearly Jason and Nate are insecure with no sense of humor. Learn to laugh at yourself.

    Posted by: Not that Rob | Nov 13, 2012 10:27:40 AM

  12. Come to think of it, it's a stereotype for some gays to whine about stereotypes. Stereotypes are rooted in reality, after all.

    However, I thought it was a fun piece, and well played. lol

    Posted by: James in Toronto | Nov 13, 2012 10:33:49 AM

  13. LMFAO!!!! Well done hahaha

    Posted by: Bosie | Nov 13, 2012 10:39:08 AM

  14. james in the Tdot - EXACTLY.

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Nov 13, 2012 10:48:46 AM

  15. I also noticed that these guys all looked like the crew in "Hello, Mr." from yesterday (except happier). But its a comedy sketch! It used the stereotypical urban gay to make a point. Uncle Poodle and a big sweaty bear could also speak these lines, but it wouldn't play as well.

    Posted by: eric | Nov 13, 2012 10:52:07 AM

  16. It gave me a good laugh.

    Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Nov 13, 2012 10:56:20 AM

  17. If you find yourself agreeing with Jason, you really need to rethink your point of view.

    Posted by: endo | Nov 13, 2012 11:01:30 AM

  18. Meh. Any savvy woman would burst out laughing at a marriage proposal from any of these ghurls. It's the guys you can't tell that are interesting, real interesting.

    But did you notice, yet another LITTLE KIWI Law...this time it's "ONLY...blah blah blah "no balls"...blah blah."
    No discussion, no reflection, no room for another point of view, just militant overkill. The Commander Queen.

    And now you'll be hearing from him in my name with some concoction of convoluted obscenity.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Nov 13, 2012 11:08:46 AM

  19. I agree with James In Toronto and Littlekiwi. Maybe as Canadians we aren't as threatened by humour (extra u intentional). See it for what it is, a funny skit and that's all.

    Posted by: (the other)jamesintoronto | Nov 13, 2012 11:09:05 AM

  20. Do you even know the difference between humus & baba ganoush?! - you're a joke!...LOL

    Posted by: Kucklehead | Nov 13, 2012 11:10:15 AM

  21. I knew this would be Jason/Rick bait.

    Posted by: Mikemike | Nov 13, 2012 11:10:30 AM

  22. openly gay folks who are comfortable with themselves tend not to get their panties in a bunch over "stereotypes" - that's the domain of the reluctant-homosexual who still bases their sense of self-worth on how Straight Bigots perceive them.

    hey Jameses! maybe it's our culture, eh? i dunno. if i'm such a swishy-queen then maybe there's something good about it - after all, i'm the kind of swishy-queen who magically gets his straight buddies to march with him in the pride parades :D

    girl's doing something right! ;-)

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Nov 13, 2012 11:14:54 AM

  23. If you think that having a little swish in your walk is what "sets us back", then YOU are what sets us back. Gay people come in all races, creeds, and colors. They also come butch and fem and everything in between. That you are appalled by the diversity in your own community is sad and disgraceful, but most of all it is your problem. No one has to fit into your own version of what a gay person should be like, anymore than you have to fit into mine. If it worked that way, you wouldn't be such a d-bag, and I would have solved so many problems in the fight for gay rights.

    Posted by: Bill | Nov 13, 2012 11:16:08 AM

  24. Bill, relax. Those comments are coming from the folks who are still completely-closeted. Pity them for all the joys they'll never know.

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Nov 13, 2012 11:21:17 AM

  25. Oh I LOVE this. It completely highlights the idiocy of the position that gay marriage is a threat to straight marriage by making an actual (if joke) therat to straight marriage.

    Posted by: Rob | Nov 13, 2012 11:30:02 AM

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