Towleroad Guide to the Tube #1285

THE TAILLESS WHIP SCORPION: No, thank you.

JOHNNY MARR: "Upstarts", from the former Smiths guitarist.

SHEMAR MOORE: Showing off his abs on Anderson Live.

MARRIAGE NEWS WATCH: AFER's Matt Baume with the lates on Rhode Island, Illinois, Colorado, Hawaii, and Nevada.

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