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Sarah Palin And Wayne LaPierre's CPAC One-Liners: VIDEO

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Here, (largely) without comment, are remarks from two different though ideologically related people, Wayne LaPierre, the leader of the NRA who wants armed guards in America's schools, and Sarah Palin, the failed vice-presidential candidate and former Fox News lackey who likes shooting unarmed wolves from helicopters. The remarks were made one day apart at CPAC, the conservative conference wrapping up its final sessions this afternoon.

First, LaPierre's one-liner from his appearance yesterday: "The one thing a violent rapist deserves to face is a good woman with a gun." Counter violence with more violence, he says.

And from Palin, a bawdy, tacky comment about her and her husband, "He's got the rifle, I've got the rack." She then sucked on a Big Gulp because "Bloomberg isn't around."

Watch video of Palin's "rack" comment and footage of LaPierre's entire speech AFTER THE JUMP.

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  1. Why is Sarah Palin even involved? Since she quit her post in Alaska, she hasn’t run for public office but acts like a politician who calls her constituents “fans.” What exactly does she do other than essentially proposition her self and image to the highest bidder? Sounds like Sarah is America’s highest paid escort! See how down and dirty she’ll get for the money at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html

    Posted by: Brandt Hardinndt | Mar 16, 2013 2:58:20 PM


  2. Palin is invited to these things for comic relief. She makes the rest of these bozos sound almost believable by contrast. After the pontifications of someone like LaPierre, don't you need a laugh?

    Posted by: dbaudit | Mar 16, 2013 3:15:01 PM


  3. Congratulations, Andrew, on the perfect photograph to sum up the contemporary American conservatives. Très funny!

    Posted by: Liquid | Mar 16, 2013 3:19:11 PM


  4. Hasn't this Klown Car/trainwreck revival meeting ended yet?

    Posted by: nick | Mar 16, 2013 3:52:11 PM


  5. As those of us in the South know, Palin's joke wasn't even original. Check the lyrics of Dustin Lynch's awesome song She Cranks My Tractor.

    Posted by: Dan | Mar 16, 2013 4:03:57 PM


  6. Palin's the last one in on the joke. In the meantime, she'll milk that cash cow until the teats look like raisins.

    Posted by: Dee Vee | Mar 16, 2013 4:11:20 PM


  7. What's even more funny is the Big Gulp wasn't even covered under Bloomberg's ban. Convenience stores like 7-11 were exempt. Just another example of the idiots worshiping the stupidity that is Sara Palin.

    Posted by: beef and fur | Mar 16, 2013 4:12:44 PM


  8. The best thing CPAC and the right wing have to offer the country, White Thrash!

    Posted by: BRAINS | Mar 16, 2013 4:26:17 PM


  9. Palin may have had quiet a few Big Gulps. She looks to me like she has put on a few pounds.

    Posted by: voet | Mar 16, 2013 5:18:04 PM


  10. The only thing I can do is shake my head...

    Posted by: MuscleModelBlog.com | Mar 16, 2013 6:31:43 PM


  11. My mother called a woman like her a "tramp." HER mother called them "common."

    They both work.

    Posted by: DannyEastVillage | Mar 16, 2013 6:37:29 PM


  12. Each zinger is legitimate and defensible, even if each could benefit from a little fine-tuning.

    "The one thing a violent rapist deserves to face is a good woman with a gun." Substitute "attempted" for "violent": the point is to deter, whether or not that including firing up, injuring (or killing) the attacker.

    As for the rack, no it's not Burkean rhetoric, but it's grossly unfair to not allow the lady to call attention to her RACK, when many of her critics (they're not even worthy of being called "critics") openly despise her saliently and attractively feminine features. What's polished about Palin are her nails, not her rhetoric. So be it.

    Posted by: Yo | Mar 16, 2013 10:36:35 PM


  13. What is frightening is that Palin was not so very far from being president. She actually thinks her pathetic commentary was meaningful. What would she have done as president? Ensured that the obese get equal access to sugary drinks I guess. She knows why the 14th Anedment was passed.
    She protests way too much. She has not had a big gulp from Todd's rifle in years. Who is downing his man juice i wonder? Please someone hack his e-mail and end the unbearable Palin commentary with one big scandal.

    Posted by: markt | Mar 16, 2013 10:36:47 PM


  14. markt is another reason why some people think they should put on latex when even just shaking hands with gay men.

    Posted by: Yo | Mar 16, 2013 10:42:39 PM


  15. Oh, those zingers! So clever! I suppose stand-up comedy is the only career option left for poor Sarah, but she'd need to toughen her notoriously thin skin, cause there may be some hecklers in the audience. Seriously, the fact that this hollow head could have been a heartbeat away will go down as the most stupendously scary joke of the early 21st century.

    Posted by: Ernie | Mar 16, 2013 11:16:41 PM


  16. God, that b1tch is so damn ugly.

    Posted by: Pig | Mar 16, 2013 11:29:01 PM


  17. I'm wondering if Todd likes getting it in missionary or from the rear...doggie style.
    I'm wondering even more if Sarah needs a dildo to perform the act. She must have a schlong of her own...she's such a man.

    Posted by: PAUL B. | Mar 17, 2013 1:23:18 AM


  18. Sarah Palin is as dumb as a brick. Who knew that it would take Levi Johnston to bring some intellectual genes into that Palin family tree?

    Posted by: andrew | Mar 17, 2013 4:22:54 AM


  19. Next thing she will "super size" is her ass.

    Posted by: Paul | Mar 17, 2013 9:33:03 AM


  20. From the picture, it looks like a good portion of that coke is rum!

    Posted by: billmiller | Mar 17, 2013 10:47:25 AM


  21. Even the great Ms. Tina Fey cannot top that much reality parody and ridicule.

    Posted by: Maguitac | Mar 17, 2013 11:05:27 AM


  22. As opposed to armed wolves??

    Nothing sadder than a complete nobody telling the world how dumb someone is who has accomplished more in her life than the he and all of his snarky friends combined.

    Self parodying liberals. Gotta love em.

    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

    Read the complete text of that speech: Citizenship in a Republic by Theodore Roosevelt. And think just a little bit before you type.

    Posted by: Mark Casper | Mar 17, 2013 11:22:38 AM


  23. "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;..."

    Exactly.

    Those whose faces are marred by dust, sweat and blood, have earned the arena for their kindness, empathy, and support for those in need.

    The arena NEVER BELONGED to:

    The fake tans of those who promote war and machine guns.

    To the botoxed foreheads of those who promote starving the poor.

    To the over-make-upped clowns who mis-preach in the name of their deity to suit their bigoted, racist, sexist and xenophobic purposes. Who bend their own god's will to achieve their elitist life-style, while stumping on the hands of those in need.

    You know, like Jesus did.

    By your own words, those clowns should then be prosecuted for ever DARING to step into the arena, unto a platform they haven't earned, and should be exiled forever for their crimes against humanity.

    Posted by: Maguitac | Mar 17, 2013 11:42:46 AM


  24. Do you hear your selves? You are no better than they. The attacks on personal appearance are horrible. Go after policy. Go after statement. Attacks make you no better than them.

    Posted by: Ha | Mar 17, 2013 12:40:49 PM


  25. Ya'll know Rubio and Paul pissed in that Big Gulp she was sssslurping on.

    Posted by: Jim | Mar 17, 2013 3:48:50 PM


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