1. says

    Why is Sarah Palin even involved? Since she quit her post in Alaska, she hasn’t run for public office but acts like a politician who calls her constituents “fans.” What exactly does she do other than essentially proposition her self and image to the highest bidder? Sounds like Sarah is America’s highest paid escort! See how down and dirty she’ll get for the money at

  2. dbaudit says

    Palin is invited to these things for comic relief. She makes the rest of these bozos sound almost believable by contrast. After the pontifications of someone like LaPierre, don’t you need a laugh?

  3. beef and fur says

    What’s even more funny is the Big Gulp wasn’t even covered under Bloomberg’s ban. Convenience stores like 7-11 were exempt. Just another example of the idiots worshiping the stupidity that is Sara Palin.

  4. Yo says

    Each zinger is legitimate and defensible, even if each could benefit from a little fine-tuning.

    “The one thing a violent rapist deserves to face is a good woman with a gun.” Substitute “attempted” for “violent”: the point is to deter, whether or not that including firing up, injuring (or killing) the attacker.

    As for the rack, no it’s not Burkean rhetoric, but it’s grossly unfair to not allow the lady to call attention to her RACK, when many of her critics (they’re not even worthy of being called “critics”) openly despise her saliently and attractively feminine features. What’s polished about Palin are her nails, not her rhetoric. So be it.

  5. markt says

    What is frightening is that Palin was not so very far from being president. She actually thinks her pathetic commentary was meaningful. What would she have done as president? Ensured that the obese get equal access to sugary drinks I guess. She knows why the 14th Anedment was passed.
    She protests way too much. She has not had a big gulp from Todd’s rifle in years. Who is downing his man juice i wonder? Please someone hack his e-mail and end the unbearable Palin commentary with one big scandal.

  6. says

    Oh, those zingers! So clever! I suppose stand-up comedy is the only career option left for poor Sarah, but she’d need to toughen her notoriously thin skin, cause there may be some hecklers in the audience. Seriously, the fact that this hollow head could have been a heartbeat away will go down as the most stupendously scary joke of the early 21st century.

  7. PAUL B. says

    I’m wondering if Todd likes getting it in missionary or from the rear…doggie style.
    I’m wondering even more if Sarah needs a dildo to perform the act. She must have a schlong of her own…she’s such a man.

  8. Mark Casper says

    As opposed to armed wolves??

    Nothing sadder than a complete nobody telling the world how dumb someone is who has accomplished more in her life than the he and all of his snarky friends combined.

    Self parodying liberals. Gotta love em.

    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

    Read the complete text of that speech: Citizenship in a Republic by Theodore Roosevelt. And think just a little bit before you type.

  9. Maguitac says

    “The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood;…”


    Those whose faces are marred by dust, sweat and blood, have earned the arena for their kindness, empathy, and support for those in need.

    The arena NEVER BELONGED to:

    The fake tans of those who promote war and machine guns.

    To the botoxed foreheads of those who promote starving the poor.

    To the over-make-upped clowns who mis-preach in the name of their deity to suit their bigoted, racist, sexist and xenophobic purposes. Who bend their own god’s will to achieve their elitist life-style, while stumping on the hands of those in need.

    You know, like Jesus did.

    By your own words, those clowns should then be prosecuted for ever DARING to step into the arena, unto a platform they haven’t earned, and should be exiled forever for their crimes against humanity.

  10. Ha says

    Do you hear your selves? You are no better than they. The attacks on personal appearance are horrible. Go after policy. Go after statement. Attacks make you no better than them.

  11. Onnyjay says

    Why is Troad giving this dumbass any coverage? Too dumb for Faux, CPAC picked her up as a payoff to God only knows who, and there she is, picking her nose in public. What a waste. C’mon Andy, make it real, not commercial.

  12. millerbeach says

    Aw, now, Onnjay, Andy is just having fun with the village idiot…you know, the one who was nearly a heart-beat away from the office of POTUS…naw, that isn’t scary at all…NOT!!! If the lady wants more sugar water, grant her the request. It looks as if she has been feeding well at the trough…who are we to judge? I cannot tell is that is just a really bad pic of her or if she has, indeed, packed on some lbs. Seriously, after their stunning defeat last November, does anyone really think anything newsworthy will come from this useless “circle-jerk” of the GOP? For that matter, is the GOP even relevant or newsworthy itself? Or is it a neutered shell of what it once was? Or both?

  13. thom says

    …The Klown Kar is missing a passenger….This all would be extremely funny if her “crowd” didn’t take ANYTHING this woman says seriously.She has “LOSER” stamped on her forehead. She has no clue what WTF is going on in the world.
    Desperate “sexy” jokes are simply not becoming on her (little is, actually)…and yet they stomp and cheer and roll in the aisles when she speaks. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, she is a fame whore, basically irrelevant and hungry for a buck.
    She is a huckster. Simple. I worry more about the contingent of “fans” than anyhting she could say. People with brains don’t give her the slightest bit of credibility..So, she has a clear playing field to sling her “one-liners”…If her “fans” keep stuffing her G-string with dollar bills, she’s gonna keep twirling on that pole!

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