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Gay Rapper Ethan Kaplan Hopes You'll Take His Tanning Advice: VIDEO

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  1. Hideous.

    Posted by: Joe | May 24, 2013 12:08:40 PM


  2. unlistenable.

    Posted by: peterrrrrr | May 24, 2013 12:11:26 PM


  3. incredibly stupid and painful to listen to. ugh.

    Posted by: Bob | May 24, 2013 12:17:39 PM


  4. It's at least as good as most of the ghetto/pseudoghetto crap I hear in passing cars.

    Let's call it wighop.

    Posted by: David Hearne | May 24, 2013 12:24:25 PM


  5. This is just so bad. So orange. Horrid.

    Posted by: Phoenix Justice | May 24, 2013 12:25:52 PM


  6. god, i hope he paid you something to post that drivel. i hate it when mediocre tries to use the gay angle to get attention. bad is bad, gay or not.

    Posted by: Jim | May 24, 2013 12:25:53 PM


  7. Rob Robbins Reels are amateurish and boring.

    Posted by: David Hearne | May 24, 2013 12:27:03 PM


  8. Awful. Anyone who still thinks tanning is cool is a moron. Have fun with skin cancer in thirty years.

    Posted by: Kevin | May 24, 2013 12:42:27 PM


  9. The reviews are in for Ethan Kaplan's "Let's Just Tan" and they're just what you might expect.

    Posted by: Johnny | May 24, 2013 12:46:34 PM


  10. In thirty years he can make up a song about his oncologist digging bloody melanomas out of his leathery, wrinkled integument.

    Posted by: AdamK | May 24, 2013 12:52:24 PM


  11. This "Gapper"s song is painful....

    Posted by: Alan Brickman | May 24, 2013 12:54:14 PM


  12. Unbridled talent of the highest calibre! That was AMAZING. The Gay talent is matched only by the Hot Gay Bois...Every pore seeps talent! How can you hate such talent. He's young AND Gay! Talent is his middle name.

    Posted by: Sargon Bighorn | May 24, 2013 1:15:11 PM


  13. Ugh, that was really, really bad.

    Posted by: Jacob W | May 24, 2013 1:15:57 PM


  14. time will not allow me to compose words that adequately describe how horrible the song, lyrics, instruments, mix, production, background singers, etc. were on this video, or at least the minute or so i was able to tolerate.

    but the guys in the post pic are cute! ;-)

    Posted by: northalabama | May 24, 2013 1:37:49 PM


  15. I can think of one thing to say: at least they had the camera on a tripod.

    I was recently in Los Angeles and noticed a gaggle of seemingly cool hipster teenage girls whose complexions were porcelain white. Sign of a trend? Hopefully. There's nothing sexy about premature skin aging and no matter how much moisturizer or youth creams you use, sun damages the skin. End of discussion.
    BTW you can probably get enough vitamin D in our latitude by being in the shade for 20 minutes.


    Posted by: EchtKultig | May 24, 2013 1:56:23 PM


  16. To all of the people saying that this is really bad,isn't that the point?Isn't this like a spoof or something?I hope so,because if he is serious.....

    Posted by: dude | May 24, 2013 2:31:40 PM


  17. Horrible video and song. If you don't want to look like a prune when you are 50, avoid the sun and use sun screen every day.

    Posted by: Anonymous | May 24, 2013 2:45:11 PM


  18. If I poop in the toilet and photograph it, will you post it here. I mean, I'm gay after all. It's gay poop!

    Posted by: Girlno | May 24, 2013 2:51:52 PM


  19. I made it to 1:00 - How? I do not know. That was awful.

    Posted by: C.J. | May 24, 2013 2:52:00 PM


  20. I am very turned off by tanned white skins... Gimme an ultra-pale white skin any day and I will be all carnivore over that!
    =)

    Posted by: George F | May 24, 2013 3:49:12 PM


  21. Gay pride! I'm just glad more gays are trying to do what they want and not being deterred by societal expectations. Keep on goin Ethan

    Posted by: John Gray | May 24, 2013 4:10:39 PM


  22. To be fair the video was better than the song-at least all the guys taking off their shirts did not have perfect bodies.

    Posted by: jaragon | May 24, 2013 5:15:32 PM


  23. The blue maraschino cherry atop this diarrhea sundae was the use of Comic Sans in the end titles.

    Posted by: Basil Brush | May 24, 2013 5:18:48 PM


  24. That's pathetic. Who do you have to blow to get a video produced of such a bad song? Who's investing the money? The rhymes were like a 4th grader's.

    Posted by: Tatts | May 24, 2013 6:05:21 PM


  25. Good lord if you're gonna have a female singer belting the chorus, FIND ONE WHO CAN SING.

    Posted by: sparks | May 24, 2013 6:25:40 PM


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