Stephen Colbert laments the strikedown of DOMA:
"Traditional marriage is now as defenseless as a freshman frat pledge about to go through the spanking machine....If DOMA is unconstitutional, that means the Constitution is gay."
Colbert also spars with Slate's Emily Bazelon about the Prop 8 ruling, wondering if there's any way "to get the gay toothpaste back in the tube."
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Slate's Emily Bazelon: