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Ben Affleck Will Totally Fill the Batman Codpiece, Producer Confirms

E! news reports that everyone was talking about Ben Affleck's manhood at the 25th Producers Guild of America last night.

Batman_affleckFirst CBS producer Chuck Lorre told the audience a story about using the urinal next to Affleck:

"Yes I peeked. And yes, Comic Con, he can play Batman."

And Affleck followed with his own gag:

"I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, ‘You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big d--k,'" the Oscar winner joked to the audience. "I was like, ‘You know, isn't that always how is goes? The one time it happens and I miss it!' Thank you very much. Whoever you are, God bless you. I'm often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so..."

Unfotunately the Man of Steel sequel has been pushed to May 6, 2016 so it'll be awhile before we're seeing that.

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  1. stupid

    and prove it

    Posted by: QJ201 | Jan 20, 2014 10:12:03 AM


  2. stupid

    and prove it

    Posted by: QJ201 | Jan 20, 2014 10:12:06 AM


  3. Straight guys have no idea what's big and what's not, because they never see them up close and personal.

    Posted by: keating | Jan 20, 2014 10:15:22 AM


  4. Is Ben Affleck a gay icon? Is Batman?

    Posted by: Bobby Hankinson | Jan 20, 2014 10:20:50 AM


  5. Wouldn't it be great if Towleroad posted about something and someone truly significant? The great Italian maestro Claudio Abbado passed away today. Wouldn't it be great to hear about something important instead of Affleck's "manhood"?

    Posted by: busytimmy | Jan 20, 2014 10:52:15 AM


  6. Breaking. News.

    Posted by: kodiak | Jan 20, 2014 10:56:42 AM


  7. What bunch of whiny losers on here...

    Posted by: Ankerich | Jan 20, 2014 11:16:16 AM


  8. So Matt Damon is the bottom? Mike Douglas did say it himself.

    Posted by: Sam | Jan 20, 2014 11:19:42 AM


  9. Love Ben. He's a talented and classy guy. Don't feel bad Ben. Few of us get confused with Michael Fassbender.

    Posted by: andrew | Jan 20, 2014 12:33:00 PM


  10. Like I needed another reason to swoon after Ben Affleck. He looks amazing in that photo, too. Woof!

    Posted by: AriesMatt | Jan 20, 2014 1:05:41 PM


  11. Ben looks hot. I could care less about his codpiece bona fides.

    Posted by: jamal49 | Jan 20, 2014 1:11:37 PM


  12. I could just imagine how he and Matt Damon celebrated their Oscar win.

    Posted by: anon | Jan 20, 2014 1:12:49 PM


  13. There are some pics out there of Affleck free-balling in a pair of sweat pants; and it's quite obvious, dude's packin'!

    Posted by: Dr. Christopher Blackwell | Jan 20, 2014 2:39:51 PM


  14. Who cares?

    Posted by: Walter H | Jan 20, 2014 2:57:21 PM


  15. Who cares? We're talking about a straight white guy's package, Walter. That's Towleroad 101. Traffic above substance.

    Posted by: theo | Jan 20, 2014 3:18:30 PM


  16. @Theo hahaha

    Posted by: Felix | Jan 20, 2014 3:27:47 PM


  17. @THEO ... Got YOUR attention, right?

    Posted by: RJ | Jan 20, 2014 3:41:18 PM


  18. I, for one, would much rather read about Ben Affleck's package than the death of an Italian maestro. I know, I'm shallow. Not proud, just honest. I'm sure there are some fine arts websites where the musician can be mourned.

    Posted by: AG | Jan 20, 2014 3:43:50 PM


  19. i believe it.

    Posted by: KEVolution! | Jan 20, 2014 4:18:59 PM


  20. @Bobby totally beat me to it! Kudos.

    I can only add more crucial question - is Batman's codpiece a gay icon??

    Posted by: Regina | Jan 20, 2014 6:33:21 PM


  21. @AG - you did not just dis Claudio Abbado, did you? I've been listening to his recording of Simon Boccanegra all afternoon (he probably brought this opera back into the canon with this Freni, Carreras, Cappucilli recording).

    Posted by: bravo | Jan 20, 2014 7:25:55 PM


  22. Rylan from Britain's Xfactor is way cuter than some dead opera star, and just as talented. Not as hung as Ben though I bet. That gives me the sads.

    Posted by: dumbnhung | Jan 20, 2014 8:24:47 PM


  23. Can't we learn about the death of an opera star AND Ben Affleck's package?

    Posted by: Armando | Jan 20, 2014 10:24:03 PM


  24. Pics. Or it didn't happen.

    Posted by: Brion | Jan 21, 2014 12:16:33 AM


  25. Finally. After 17 years, this is the first plausible explanation as to how he keeps getting work.

    I've got big junk. Where's my Oscar?

    Posted by: FFS | Jan 21, 2014 1:27:45 AM


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