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Bear Spoof Of GoDaddy's Bodybuilder Ad: VIDEO

BearDance parody

Last week web host provider GoDaddy deviated a bit from their normal marketing method of using scantily-clad women to sell their hosting services with a commercial featuring scantily-clad male bodybuilders sprinting to the tanning salon. The guys behind BearDance took the idea and ran with it for a cute spoof to advertise their March party.

Whether you like 'em brawny or fluffy we've embedded both so you can compare the spoof to the original AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Why is the black guy running to a tanning salon? PC taken too far.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious | Feb 3, 2014 9:39:54 PM


  2. For those of us not into the Bear Culture, the spoof was mildly amusing and kind of dumb at the same time.
    P.S. If I saw all these bears running down the street, I'd bolt in the opposite direction!

    Posted by: David From Canada | Feb 3, 2014 10:55:03 PM


  3. @David from Canada:

    Good for you.

    Posted by: Jerry | Feb 3, 2014 11:11:34 PM


  4. I am a bear and like 'em too, thus I like this ad very much.

    Posted by: Dback | Feb 3, 2014 11:15:50 PM


  5. Interestingly, one of the bodybuilders in the original GoDaddy ad is former gay porn star Chris Wide. Too bad he wasn't cast in the spoof commercial!

    Posted by: Hank | Feb 3, 2014 11:40:55 PM


  6. It's early. Give it time for the shrieking queens and their ageist, sizeist and generally vapid comments about hirsute men to add up.

    Posted by: NotSafeForWork | Feb 3, 2014 11:56:33 PM


  7. since when is 'bear' synonymous with 'fat'

    Posted by: unokhan | Feb 4, 2014 12:56:44 AM


  8. For a while now. "Bear' has come to mean hefty or fat gay guys. Soon it will mean all hefty or fat guys period in the way that words change meaning (ever hear of awesome?) . It's also typical that word use among gay men are appropriated by straight culture. Fact is, the stuff that gay men come up with so often so totally rocks that the culture can't resist it.

    But most bears are just too flabby with processed food for me. Real bears are fit.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Feb 4, 2014 2:23:32 AM


  9. love it!

    Posted by: LG | Feb 4, 2014 3:51:46 AM


  10. My eyes, they burn!!!!!

    Posted by: Tristram | Feb 4, 2014 5:12:28 AM


  11. CHILD TO PARENT: Mommy/Daddy, why are there a bunch fat, hairy men almost naked running down the street?

    PARENT: Hush child! Just shield your eyes, you might go blind!

    Just kidding, it's cute.

    Posted by: ratbastard | Feb 4, 2014 7:04:45 AM


  12. UFFDA you don't what you are talking about.

    Posted by: NotSafeForWork | Feb 4, 2014 7:57:59 AM


  13. Only one of those guys is a bear. The rest are just fat. Real Bears are hairy, husky, fit guys.

    I hate that the old Girth-and-Mirth took over the Bear scene. They're not Bears at all.

    Remember: Gravy is not a beverage.

    Posted by: Tatts | Feb 4, 2014 8:15:48 AM


  14. Gross! They are all fat.

    Posted by: AllBeefPatty | Feb 4, 2014 9:17:22 AM


  15. Boys,

    My husband is a gem among gems. We got to know and love each other very much over 2.5 years and several hundred emails and calls before we ever even saw pictures of each other. Our first date was a disaster since neither of us fit into the others' physical 'type' category; we would have bagged it after one date based on looks. However, we both knew the other inside and out, and we love the soul that's in these bodies. No, we're not perfect, nor each other's ideal body. Yes, we are blissfully happy. Look past the physical just a bit - it won't last anyway. The other part will.

    Posted by: Raybob | Feb 4, 2014 11:01:03 AM


  16. @TATTS, @UFFDA and @ALLBEEFPATTY

    Totally disdainful comments about large men. For your information, "Bears" can be fit or fat or chubby or anything in between... Large, hefty, chubby men are not "gross". They can be sexy and very sexual and waaayyy hotter than bitchy, self-loathing men obsessed with meeting ridiculous body image expectations.

    Posted by: Xavi | Feb 4, 2014 11:22:41 AM


  17. WOW, the claws are out! Put them away, kitties.

    Posted by: WOLF | Feb 4, 2014 12:50:24 PM


  18. Called it.

    Posted by: NotSafeForWork | Feb 4, 2014 1:33:41 PM


  19. Keep running, guys. No, really, keep running. You need the cardio.

    Posted by: krank | Feb 4, 2014 1:54:30 PM


  20. There are muscle bears, chubby bears, and regular bears in the middle. Saying one type defines the genre just because you don't like the other kinds is ridiculous. And immature. But then again, this is Towleroad, land of the toxic bitter self-hating gays, so it all makes sense.

    Posted by: Robert | Feb 4, 2014 2:59:49 PM


  21. If you actually took the time to leave a comment shaming the guys in the video, congratulations, you're a terrible person.

    Posted by: TheTruth | Feb 4, 2014 5:20:55 PM


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