Stephen Colbert Denounces the Lesbian 'Throuple' Making Headlines in Massachusetts: VIDEO
Naturally, Stephen Colbert is outraged as well by the news, which is destroying 'traditional marriage'.
"The warnings did not just start last year (when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage). Antonin Scalia was thinking about three lesbians way back in 2003 when he dissented in Lawrence v. Texas...sodomy leads to gay marriage, which leads to throupling, which inevitably leads to threestriality, fivenication, and whatever word they come up with for one dude and ten snakes in a box. I'm gonna say....hissy fit?"
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...