Which Creature In The Gay Animal Kingdom Are You? - VIDEO


Are you a bear or an otter? An octopus or a Canadian Goose? A bagpipe or a Prius? Watch in wonder as “Hat” takes you through the entire taxonomy of the gay kingdom!

The creator of the now-viral “GAY CLASSIFICATION KINGDOM” video is a 25-year-old NYC-based cartoonist and vlogger who goes by “Hat” (as in “Just a guy in a hat who likes boys”). He describes himself as “Just a regular guy who happens to like other guys… Work in animation, write and draw for a living. Hopeless romantic. Things I like: cartoons, writing, drawing, uke, piano, basketball, pokemon.”

If you like this video, check out his others including ”The Otter Song”, ”Criminal in Love: A song for LGBT of Uganda” and ”What was it like in the closet?”.

Oh, and if you dug the chiptune music in the video, check out RoccoW’s Facebook or his SoundCloud.

Watch the video AFTER THE JUMP... 


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  1. i'm a cat


    Posted by: luke | May 7, 2014 11:59:08 AM

  2. Time to be a pedant: it's a Canada Goose, not a Canadian Goose.

    Posted by: P | May 7, 2014 12:12:43 PM

  3. God I hate it when people say "I'm just a ... who likes boys." Just makes them sound creepy. Say "men" or "guys" please just not "boys." It makes me think the Boy Scouts might be right, as wrong as they are.

    Posted by: Craig | May 7, 2014 12:50:29 PM

  4. "Prey" really?!? You want to refer to gay men as "preying" on others? Way to help fuel the bigots.

    Posted by: Michael | May 7, 2014 12:54:27 PM

  5. His retired comic chronicling his coming out experinces, was very cute and funny.

    Posted by: Tiran | May 7, 2014 12:56:22 PM

  6. His retired comic chronicling his coming out experinces, was very cute and funny.

    Posted by: Tiran | May 7, 2014 12:56:22 PM

  7. Mildly amusing.

    Posted by: Howard B | May 7, 2014 1:02:37 PM

  8. This is 2014. No excuse for having one eyebrow.

    P.S. I'm totally a Tootsie Pop. Sorry, guys.

    Posted by: Robert | May 7, 2014 1:06:14 PM

  9. I have a weird fetish for unibrows, so I think this guy is pretty cute. This is one of Towleroad's funnier posts lately - I'm surprised the reaction is not more positive.

    Posted by: Sergio | May 7, 2014 1:06:29 PM

  10. @Sergio - I'm not, there are a lot of trolls and cynical people around here. N fun allowed.

    Posted by: Will | May 7, 2014 1:49:04 PM

  11. Shouldn't this be one of those Buzzfeed facebook things? Which gay am I quiz?

    Posted by: qj201 | May 7, 2014 2:56:20 PM

  12. I haaaaaate when guys refer to themselves as otters and bears. So boring.

    Posted by: pablo | May 7, 2014 3:08:18 PM

  13. This video is terrible.

    Posted by: John | May 7, 2014 5:24:06 PM

  14. super cute guy and super funny

    Posted by: Joe | May 7, 2014 5:39:21 PM

  15. Will someone please just date this guy already? Thanks.

    Posted by: anon | May 7, 2014 5:43:20 PM

  16. I chuckled. My favorite (least favorite?) is the Prius.

    Posted by: Chip | May 7, 2014 5:48:55 PM

  17. Cute and funny guy

    Posted by: jarago | May 7, 2014 6:16:27 PM

  18. What sort if animal has a monobrow.

    Posted by: Tristram | May 7, 2014 9:14:25 PM

  19. Apparently I'm not gay.

    Once again.


    Posted by: Randy | May 7, 2014 11:33:13 PM

  20. Hot damn.. I'm a tall blonde hairy Daddy...Who now is getting hit on by 20 something men...And yes I'm going to enjoy it all !!! With age comes privilege.

    Posted by: Patrick | May 8, 2014 3:34:27 AM

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