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Homophobe Alan Keyes On Gay Sex: 'It Is Not 'Sexual' Activity At All'

Former presidential and senatorial candidate Alan Keyes, who has compared same-sex marriage to nose-picking and claimed that it leads to totalitarian regimes, is back and ready to bestow another beautiful bit of wisdom upon us. In convoluted and pseudo-scientific language, Keyes recently expressed the essential belief that gay sex "is not 'sexual' activity at all." 

JohnKeyesWrites Keyes on wingnut rag WND:

"In the strict sense of the term, it is not 'sexual' activity at all. The functional difference that distinguishes one sex from the other quite literally has nothing to do with same-sex activity. That activity abstracts from the functionally defined difference in order exclusively to focus on bodily feelings and emotions that are important to the individuals involved, but that are of no consequence, concretely, for the species as a whole. As individuals, some human beings may find this activity intensely gratifying. But considered on the whole, in terms of its consequences, it implies the nonexistence of humanity. The homosexual couple is not engaged in the act of human procreation. Their activity is not haunted by the possibility of human offspring. Because it is, on the whole, of no consequence, homosexual activity involves no natural right – for every claim of natural right arises from respect for the law of nature, which in turn necessarily requires respect for the nature of law."

When will he quit? All signs point to never, but at least his latest statement is filled with laughable pieces of tired, recycled arguments.

(via joe.my.god)

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  1. Well, if it's not a sexual activity at all why to waste so many time thinking on it?

    Sometimes this type of scum seems to think on gay sex more than a gay teen

    Posted by: jjose712 | Jun 2, 2014 3:23:45 PM


  2. "Haunted" by the possibilities of pregnancy?

    Posted by: stephen | Jun 2, 2014 3:27:06 PM


  3. His reasoning is kind of circular and therefore has no consequence.

    Posted by: simon | Jun 2, 2014 3:27:50 PM


  4. I see you as an old grey haired white man too.

    Posted by: Pat | Jun 2, 2014 3:28:47 PM


  5. Word. Salad.

    Posted by: doug | Jun 2, 2014 3:30:19 PM


  6. The basic fear here is that unless governments forbid homosexuality, the entire population of the world will eventually turn gay and there will never be another baby born, and the human race will die out. It will happen to all the other animal populations, too, because there is homosexual behavior in that sphere as well. Keyes' argument is science fiction, not science.

    Posted by: trees | Jun 2, 2014 3:31:34 PM


  7. Well, Alan, that just means you aren't doing it right.

    Posted by: jar | Jun 2, 2014 3:31:44 PM


  8. Mr. Keyes, my boyfriend and I would have to disagree.

    Posted by: Jesus | Jun 2, 2014 3:33:37 PM


  9. With this gay sex pronouncement we present Alan Keyes, our latest contestant on "Last Homophobic Comic Standing".

    Posted by: HadenoughBS | Jun 2, 2014 3:35:52 PM


  10. "In the strict sense of the term, it is not 'sexual' activity at all."

    Therefore "I did not have sex with that woman" becomes "I did not have sex with that man," or something like that?

    He's confused me. My other question for him is, is sex in the eye of the doer, or the beholder? (Discuss in 2,500 words)

    Posted by: edude | Jun 2, 2014 3:38:29 PM


  11. can you guys stop giving these homophobes power by giving them press time please? dude is not in any form of office where his words hold weight.

    Posted by: okay | Jun 2, 2014 3:41:53 PM


  12. Nut...nut....nut...nut...Repbulcian.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jun 2, 2014 3:43:39 PM


  13. So by Alan's logic, when he and his wife (who is probably post-menopausal) have sex, it really isn't sex because there is no risk of a pregnancy?

    I don't understand the rights' obsession that "sex is only about children." Far right pundits obviously have sex for pleasure so they don't practice what they preach. And they don't preach banning sterile couples from marriage. All I can conclude is that the right thinks the "sex is all about children" is their strongest argument to protect their homophobia.

    Posted by: Will | Jun 2, 2014 3:44:18 PM


  14. I meant "Republican".

    You know, I usually like crazy people, but NOT when they are mean-spirited. And Keyes is mean--even to his own Gay daughter.

    Oh, well, he's nobody.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jun 2, 2014 3:45:59 PM


  15. Well there you go - no sex, no sin. Church can now stay out of issues surrounding gay marriage since no sex is involved.

    Posted by: ToThePoint | Jun 2, 2014 3:46:51 PM


  16. ....he said, while masturbating furiously under his desk.

    why is this man obsessed with our sex lives?

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Jun 2, 2014 3:56:21 PM


  17. ths man is just soo sad....pathetic.....I wanna know what's going on with is daugter - whomhe had a falling out with several yrs ago....whats th status on that relationship? I suspect she no longer talks tohim?..or one could hope....

    Posted by: disgusted merican | Jun 2, 2014 3:56:25 PM


  18. Good to be a virgin again.

    Posted by: Alan | Jun 2, 2014 4:04:06 PM


  19. You gotta feel for this guy's wife, he doesn't know what sexual activity is.

    Posted by: Bart | Jun 2, 2014 4:19:28 PM


  20. Religion-based insanity.

    Posted by: Richard | Jun 2, 2014 4:28:40 PM


  21. He's an odd duck.

    Posted by: TKinSC | Jun 2, 2014 4:44:45 PM


  22. Amazing...I'll bet he couldn't repeat that twisted, non-sensical illogic if asked to do so AND his life depended on it!

    Posted by: DanCobbb | Jun 2, 2014 4:45:08 PM


  23. So this is what he must tell his wife when he gets caught doing it on the DL.

    Posted by: Frank | Jun 2, 2014 4:47:54 PM


  24. What is masturbating furiously Kiwi?

    Posted by: Josh | Jun 2, 2014 4:56:50 PM


  25. The key to Mr Keyes thoughts is, that his "thinking" is not "real cerebral activity" but more or less some kind of cranial farting.

    Posted by: Roman Bolliger | Jun 2, 2014 5:08:04 PM


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