Check out our weekly guide to make sure you're catching the big premieres, crucial episodes and the stuff you won't admit you watch when no one's looking.
— Fans of the fang-banging antics unfolding in Bon Temps won’t want to miss the premiere of True Blood’s final season, Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO. We’ve seen the first few episodes and can tell you to expect a high body count. (And don’t forget to check back Monday for our weekly True Blood recaps!)
More picks and clips, including the return of The Fosters and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, AFTER THE JUMP ...
— The Jennifer Lopez-produced drama The Fosters returns for its second season tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on ABC Family. The show, which centers on a family helmed by an interracial lesbian couple, won a GLAAD Media Award (and a GLAAD Vanguard Award for Lopez).
— Send off television’s funniest schlub with the final two episodes of this season of Louis C.K.’s Louie tonight at 10 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Eastern on FX.
— Trash TV hardly gets trashier than Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which is here for a fourth season starting Thursday at 9 p.m. Eastern on TLC. No word on how much we’ll see of young Alana’s gay uncle (and safe-sex advocate), Uncle Poodle.
— Take a break from TV’s sex and violence with a new show from YouTube star Kid President. Ten-year-old Robby Novak helms Kid President: Declaration of Awesome (produced by The Office’s Rainn Wilson) on the Hub Network starting Saturday at 7 p.m. Eastern.