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Colorado Republican Candidate Gordon Klingenschmitt: Jesus Will Throw Gays Into Hell – VIDEO

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Continuing his obsession for all things hell-bound, Colorado GOP legislature candidate Gordon Klingenschmitt took to his show "Pray In Jesus Name" to proclaim that when Jesus returns he will overrule the decisions of the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, who struck down Utah's ban on gay marriage. Then, in pure fetishistic revelry he ensures that after Jesus takes over the courts he will throw gay men into Hell. It will even be printed in Heaven's newspaper. Seriously.

You can hear Klingenschmitt speak for himself, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. OMG. That picture is so funny. I'm sorry buddy, I can't be thrown into hell because it doesn't exist. This man is insane.

    Posted by: John Freeman | Jul 3, 2014 6:13:56 PM

  2. This guy is from Saturday Night Live, right? He's awesome on the show.

    Posted by: Joe | Jul 3, 2014 6:14:31 PM

  3. "go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company"- mark twain

    Posted by: northalabama | Jul 3, 2014 6:17:18 PM

  4. Disgusting pig.

    Posted by: Ted | Jul 3, 2014 6:31:33 PM

  5. Mental illness is so sad.

    Posted by: Stephens | Jul 3, 2014 6:31:59 PM

  6. So this guy worships a drag queen?

    Posted by: jason MacBride | Jul 3, 2014 6:36:50 PM

  7. I'd like to see Jesus try. I've seen enough zombie movies to know how to handle the undead. I'll kick him in the Holy Ghosts - then a sawed-off shotgun right to his rotting crown of thrones. Judo hip-check him into a wood chipper. Then I finish off the messy messiah chunks with an acid bath and the kerosene flambé treatment. Pwned.

    Posted by: Quicksilver | Jul 3, 2014 6:40:45 PM

  8. He's going to be a member of Congress.

    Posted by: BobN | Jul 3, 2014 6:47:06 PM

  9. Of course Klingenschmitt's white Jesus sits on the great "white" throne of judgement. Klingenschmitt does look a bit like Colonel Klink, though a bit more fey.

    Posted by: john patrick | Jul 3, 2014 6:47:43 PM

  10. Klingenschmitt is off: those two men kissing in a wedding photo are beautiful and good.

    Moreover, the verse he cites in no way supports judgment of gay men. Why does Klingenschmitt think he has been ordained to judge?! Yuck.

    Posted by: Just_a_guy | Jul 3, 2014 6:47:43 PM

  11. Another one with no neck. What is it with these people?

    Posted by: David | Jul 3, 2014 6:50:52 PM

  12. It's too bad the Navy didn't throw this fried-brained idiot in the brig where he belongs.

    Posted by: TomTallis | Jul 3, 2014 6:53:42 PM

  13. Gordon Klingenschmitt is mental and most definitely not fit for office.

    Posted by: Jay | Jul 3, 2014 6:54:01 PM

  14. I would hope that his democratic opponent makes a case out of his religious nuthood. If it doesn't work, then nothing will work for the voters of this district. and if it does work, maybe democrats will start calling out religious cray-cray for what it is.

    Posted by: ben in oakland | Jul 3, 2014 6:59:30 PM

  15. This is potentially the least attractive human I've ever seen. How could his sci-fi leader have created something so ugly?

    Posted by: Gary | Jul 3, 2014 7:13:21 PM

  16. Let me recap :

    jesus, the god, will throw us into hell.

    God, his father, and also a god , will .....eh maybe, throw us into hell.

    i just don'e get any of this religion thing.
    I genuinely cannot even get beyond how many gods these Christians have. Is it one god or three ?

    They give me this 'god from god, light from light, true god from true god, begotten of the father'
    and god the father and god the son and god the ghost........and I have no idea what they are talking about.

    And don't get me started on ghosts, or Holy Ghosts, is that a special god/special ghost.......and what the ***k is an 'unholy ghost' ???
    Did you say he is a Republican candidate ?
    Oh ! That explains it.

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Jul 3, 2014 7:31:13 PM

  17. God throws them into hell, for kissing ?

    That's a bit severe for two guys who care about each other.

    And why is Jesus wearing a crown ?
    I thought Jesus drove all these money changers from the Temple and spoke regularly about giving to the poor and refused to say he was King of the Jews when asked by Puntius Pilot.
    What's going on here Klingvurstaffen ?

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Jul 3, 2014 7:40:07 PM

  18. Is this an indication that Christians have finally started giving up in a "Jesus-Take-The-Wheel" kind of way? Great Christians, stop your radical anti-gay activism, end your anti-gay agenda, stop looking for special Christian rights, stop recruiting children into homophobia; JUST STOP AND WAIT FOR JESUS.

    Posted by: Deth | Jul 3, 2014 7:50:33 PM

  19. His version of Jesus looks like Conchita Wurst wearing a crown as Miss Universe.

    Posted by: trees | Jul 3, 2014 7:57:28 PM

  20. Anyone want to take bets on how long it will be until he is caught with a rent boy "carrying his luggage"? I'll put down five bucks for earlier October.

    Posted by: Kit | Jul 3, 2014 7:59:22 PM

  21. I still don't get it: If indeed, gays are going to hell why is it any of his business?
    Let me worry if I'm going to hell or not - not you.

    Take care of your own B.S. and let others live their lives.

    Posted by: andover1 | Jul 3, 2014 8:04:23 PM

  22. Oh, boy! Is he going to be surprised when he finds out Heaven was gentrified by teh gays and his sorry ass will be on the elevator that only goes down.

    Posted by: woodroad34 | Jul 3, 2014 8:05:36 PM

  23. Fun fact: Klingenshit was the minister who performed Ted Haggard's wedding -- the same mega-church Pastor Ted Haggard who got caught doing meth and having a long term affair with a man while also being virulently anti-gay. Klingenshit and Haggard are tight, tight friends. Tight.

    Posted by: Kit | Jul 3, 2014 8:16:56 PM

  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6nSJ8_tQ0Q

    Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Jul 3, 2014 8:23:03 PM

  25. Republican candidate or 70s magician?

    Posted by: AFFICIONADO | Jul 3, 2014 9:03:07 PM

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