Bryan Fischer: Seeing Gay Sex Causes God (And Everyone Else) to ‘Recoil From It In Some Kind of Disgust’ – VIDEO

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American Family Association spokeshater Bryan Fischer, who seems to bring up gay sex more often than even the guys over at Men.com, spoke on his radio show yesterday about the revulsion that God must feel whenever he watches gay people have sex.

Said Fischer:

When God sees it, it causes him to recoil. And when we think about the actual act of homosexuality, we have exactly the same reaction. Most people think about that, they don't want to think about that, they don't want to visualize it because it is disgusting. And if people aren't politically conditioned to accept it, their natural reaction is that's just not normal, that's just not natural, that's not what human beings were designed for, that's not what they were made for.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP

[via Right Wing Watch]

 

 

Comments

  1. Rad says

    Hey, Brian! Which titles disgust you the most? Something from Bel Ami? Perhaps a fisting and piss scene from Titan? Perhaps those old Matt Sterling classics? Do you keep your movies organized so you can reference them to make your point? Idunno… my porn collection pretty boring. Maybe we can trade!

    Call me.

  2. Mark Austin says

    Brian – if you think you know what your God sees, you have more mental health problems than we’d realized previously.

    One solution: go meet your maker. Now.

  3. David From Canada says

    How long before this guy Bryan Fischer finally comes out of the closet? He’s so tiresome.

  4. MATTROCKS says

    Brian: then stop renting the videos! Although, I’m sure guy on girl anal sex is just A-OK in his books.

  5. nick says

    Tell us Bry-when do you find time to find time to read your fairytale Buy-bull?

    With all the time you spend on homosexuality -you could be the chair of Liberty U’s human sexuality department-edumacating the impressionable robot home-schooled minions of the Religious Reich.

  6. JackFknTwist says

    “God recoils”…..
    “not what human beings were designed for”

    This tool knows so much.
    He explains god to us mere underlings.
    We are so fortunate to have the benefit of a mighty brain with equal wisdom.

    Oh, Bryan, what exactly have you contributed to society ?
    What have you done to better the circumstances of others ?
    Have you even paid your taxes ?
    Or are they just for little people like us ?
    Ranting and raving about anal sex all the time just does not contribute to social advancement.
    But you don’t give a $h1t about others, do you ?

  7. gregorybrown says

    I’m glad to see a new pic of Bryan. That snarl is much easier to looks that than his hunched-forward frown. Just imagine: God has instant free access to ALL the porn in the Universe! The rest of us have to pick and choose and budget time and/or money.

  8. Enchantra says

    If you silly queens weren’t being told the truth, you wouldn’t be so angry at Mr. Fischer.

  9. Me says

    If you silly queens weren’t being told the truth, you wouldn’t be so angry at Mr. Fischer.

  10. stranded says

    Recoiling in horror is undoubtedly the reaction he gets from his own sex partner(s). Human, animal or vacuum cleaner. It’s as close to love as he’s ever known.

  11. ben~andy says

    Enchantra is such an odd name for a Troll. Me is MUCH better. Self-absorbed [and pleasured] is the very definition of Rick=Enchantra=Me=Little Kiwiwi [which should be read as “little wee-wee”, the Ki is silent].

    All the gay new sites post Mr. Bry’s remarks, @RTHK. It is best to “know thy enemies” and what they say CAN circle around and bite you on the ass.

  12. Ted says

    “And if people aren’t politically conditioned to accept it, their natural reaction is that’s just not normal, that’s just not natural…” Does anyone know what it means to be politically conditioned? I feel like I am missing out on something.

  13. Bill says

    Fisher is lying (or misinformed as usual):

    First, the Hebrew word to’ebah really means “ritually improper,” or “involves foreign religious cult practice.” (Citation: http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bibh2.htm )

    Second, what “God” thinks about homosexuality is interpreted differently by various types of Christians: Check out http://www.religioustolerance.org/homglance.htm for a description of various beliefs (they are listing them, not judging them).

    Third, the myth about Noah and the flood says that a rainbow is a sign of God’s covenant. You’d think an all-knowing being who sees the world in 4 dimensions (observing past, present, and future as well as spacial dimensions) would have picked a symbol for his “covenant” that did not match that used for a rainbow flag if said deity cared about homosexual behavior.

  14. says

    But Bryan’s god is just fine with priests raping children, murder, plane crashes, cancer, etc., etc.

    What a super nice god.

  15. ben~andy says

    @fury, posting isn’t immediate and you don’t see it until the page is reloaded. Just submit things once, though, in this case, Bry totally deserved 3 eye rolls.

  16. RTHK says

    @Ben~Andy: Fair enough. It just seems like the “gay media” is what is giving this bigot most of his publicity. I like heaping insults on him in the comments as much as the next guy, but is it really productive at this point to continue to pass along his hateful and often nonsensical message?

  17. woody says

    this is one of his most entertaining vids ever.
    hey, god is grossed out by homos just like you! when all else fails, go straight for the ik factor. oh… and then link it to god.

  18. PHILIE says

    I don’t know what kind of gay sex he’s been watching, but let me tell you one thing, if that sky-daddy of his is real, and he does watch p0rn… or even better, if his sky-daddy peep-toms on everyone, then let me assure you:

    The sight of the likes of Bryan Fischy and Wush Limbaugh must have him screeching for eye bleach!

    Also, isn’t creepy gay-sex obsessed “Christian” daring to commit the capital sin of speaking in stead of his god?

    Isn’t that supposedly punishable by stoning? Hey, if it says so in the all-knowing Bible, then it must be true.

  19. Daniel Berry, NYC says

    I bet gay pornographers don’t think about sex between men as much as Bryan Fischer does.

  20. ben~andy says

    @RTHK, there are always two thoughts about this kind of thing. 1. Ignore it, which strategy we mostly use with Trolls here as we’re relatively informed. 2. Reflect it back to the larger populace who are relatively uninformed and could easily buy into the “ick” factor argument.

    God is omnipotent, omniscient & omnipresent for the Bibble tells me so. If s/he/it wishes to NOT be present at any time [say sex between Donald and Shelly Sterling], s/he/it could do that and s/he/it would know WHEN would be a good time to “turn a blind eye”.

    And, if we weren’t discussing this, we wouldn’t have @Bill’s excellent note on the actual meaning of the old testament word we’ve been being beat up with for, oh, 3,000 years.

    Truth be told, I cannot usually bring myself to watch the ranter’s videos or listen to the audios either. But I really enjoy the discourse, civil or not.

  21. RickS says

    This guy gets way too much mileage through gay sites like Towleroad. Don’t get me wrong, I read and appreciate Towleroad every day but rushing to report Fischer’s newest almost daily wackiness gets old and I believe Fischer gets the bump, not the gay site or our community. There’s power and money in having what he says, no matter how bizarre, repeated again and again on our community sites which then gets shared on Facebook, Twitter and lots of other media. Ignore him!

  22. Meltphase6 says

    I would love to see an exposition of the ‘people’ who are loyal fans of Bryan Fischer.

    It really makes me wonder: These fans aren’t just anti-gay and god fearing Christians. These are the types of people who think of ‘god’ as some anthropomorphic man who hovers above them watching and judging what they do like some human dictator with great surveillance technology at his disposal would.

    These aren’t the Christians who may be anti-gay but don’t necessarily think of ‘god’ as a jealous, dangerous man stalker.

    Are these the people who think that “Jesus take the wheel” literally means letting go of the steering wheel and trying to let ‘Jesus’ drive?

    Are these the men who are afraid to masturbate because they think god is watching them?! Are these the people who won’t go to a doctor and would rather ‘pray’ their ailments away?! Are these the people who think that evolution is some Satanic plot?

    I guess I’m wondering, how basic and unevolved are these ‘people’? You have to be profoundly dumb to listen to Bryan Fischer and think that he’s a good source of information.

  23. Derrick from Philly says

    I wish I could see some Gay sex.

    Mae West was asked why she kept a mirror on her ceiling. She responded, “oh, I like to see how I’m doin'”

    Me too.

  24. Derrick from Philly says

    It was Mae’s bedroom ceiling.

    Damn, Derrick, if you’re going to tell a joke atleast make it make sense.

  25. Bernie says

    well, Bryan, your idiotic statements make me recoil!! and not only that, visualizing straight sex is disgusting to me!! so, Bryan we are even on that….and, why Bryan would you want to visualize same sex couples have sex!??! Is that your dream/fantasy or wish?!!?!??????????? Oh,
    Bryan you think and talk more about gay sex than gay men!!!!! What’s up with that??!?!??!?!

  26. KC says

    Both the Yahoo main page and Huffington Post “Gay Voices” page currently feature a link to an article about this story accompanied by the following image, which is clearly intended to be suggestive of two men engaged in anal intercourse:

    http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1980616/thumbs/n-BRYAN-FISCHER-HOMOSEXUALITY-large300.jpg

    I do not know who selected this image for use, but considering the general disposition of the commentariat on these sites, I cannot see how this accomplishes anything aside from trying to elicit the same reaction of “disgust” that Fischer claims, probably for no other reason than to get more pageviews. By no means whatsoever am I saying that it -does- or -should- provoke disgust, I only wanted to point out the cynical, exploitative, and ultimately counterproductive nature of the image itself.

  27. woodroad34 says

    I’m sort of thinking “God” probably throws up a little watching Bryan have …ummm…sex or whatever he does.

  28. UFFDA says

    Clearly Bryan was an exceptionally handsome younger man. Today, he is so ashamed of the pleasure he once took with other men that he can’t stop making subrosa references to it by attempting to hurl his mortification into the midst of healthy gay men who can’t be bothered. It’s all about himself and no one else.

  29. Billysees says

    All things are allowable, all things are lawful, all things are permissible…….1 Corinthians 6:12…….1 Corinthians 10:23