It’d be nice to be in New York and go to the Armory Show this weekend.

Do you fancy yourself a budding Roy Lichtenstein? The Rasterbator is a very cool web utility that takes any image file and creates a huge rasterized picture out of it (you know, the kind made up of thousands of little tiny dots) and sends it back to you in a printable PDF file.

“I ain’t into faggots. I don’t like gay people around me, because I’m not comfortable with what their thoughts are. I’m not prejudiced. I just don’t go with gay people and kick it — we don’t have that much in common. I’d rather hang out with a straight dude. But women who like women, that’s cool.” — Rapper 50 Cent to Playboy magazine.

And no, The Apprentice just won’t be the same without our favorite beauty pageant hobbyist, concussion-afflicted, erstwhile Presidential aide Omarosa around to cry in the boardroom and show others how classless they are, but you can still find out what she’s up to at Omarosa.com.