Here’s a silly Internet quiz that takes a second and really works, but I’m not sure how.

Preppies and penguins return: Men’s Fashions of the Times.

Just in case you missed the Winter Party: Pixel Raving. If you’re at work, turn the volume down.

I totally agree with this review of Fox’s new reality dating show Playing It Straight. Probably the most homophobic new show on TV. Gawker has some spoilers.

Wall hanging zipper light: I love this kind of thing, but somehow it reminds me of the poster from Alien. In space no one can hear you scream turn the light on.

Adventures in Indiana: “Well, honey, I think I’m just gonna go on back to the shed and put another coat on the ball o’ paint.