The Metrosexual Missionaries Strike Again

Hey all you Manitoban males. Don’t miss the premiere issue of Winnipeg Men. It’s being described as a cross between Men’s Health and Esquire, and according to the Winnipeg Sun it’s forcing Manitoba’s butchest athletes into exposing their softer sides. Including Randy Carlyle, hockey coach of the Manitoba Moose, a normally ornery guy the Sun refers to in feline fashion: “I mean, getting Kitty to sit under some bright lights long enough for a photo shoot would be like getting kitty to roll over and play dead.” So the frightening lesson here is, even the furthest reaches of the Great White North can’t escape the clutches of metrosexuality.