The top six Reality TV Whores of 2004. “A subset of media whores, an ever-expanding class of people who sell themselves to the media for self-serving, attention-grabbing reasons, reality TV whores use their ephemeral fame for both good and evil. Most are delusional, assuming that an appearance on a reality TV show entitles them to keep their faces in our faces for all of eternity. But all we want as viewers is to move on to the next cast. We’re sluts like that.”

Censored “Bush Monkeys” placed on giant billboard near Holland Tunnel. Painter Chris Savido.