The Pope’s new axis of evil: Memory and Identity, a new book by the aging Catholic, is said to brand same-sex marriage “a new ideology of evil” that pits “human rights” against family and against man. He also calls abortion “legal extermination” and compares it to the attempt, during the Holocaust, to wipe out entire groups of people (including homosexuals, many of whom were walking evil, obviously).

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