Does Hayden Christensen need to take some lessons from Tom Cruise?: “Merely looking shitfaced while standing in the vicinity of the nice ladies with no clothes on isn’t going to get the job done.” (also spotted at pink)

Mark Wahlberg under consideration for Aquaman? (via jj)

Alexei Mitrofanov, deputy leader of Russia’s Liberal Democratic Party, moonlights as an adult filmmaker, and has supposedly written a film script that features actors representing Ukraine’s Prime Minister and Georgia’s President in a torrid clandestine sex romp. Folks in the former Soviet republics are reportedly unhappy with the rumors, and some Ukranians are said to be taking a retaliatory step by planning a gay porn film with a star who resembles Russian President Vladimir Putin. Shall we title it, “Put It In”?

REPORT: Idol defector Mario Vasquez inks deal with J Records; circumvents the greedy wallet of Simon Fuller.

The top 10 ambiguously gay videogame characters. OK, where the hell is Qbert?