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Christian Camps are Fun

Andy Towle August 17, 2005

0817051inside1According to Focus on the Family’s warning list, little 11-year-old Ezekiel Losoya may likely be a future homosexual.

Michigan’s Camp Michiwana where his parents sent him didn’t pan out as expected and it seems he’s susceptible to bullying (sign #5). At the hands of his Christian campmates, Ezekiel suffered nipple twisting, wedgies, theft, intimidation, testicle kicking, forced mooning, threats of confinement, sex talk, forced cabin cleaning, grandma’s cookies smashed on his head, sleep deprivation, toilet head flushing, being urinated on, name-calling, bondage, spit, humiliation, and whipping (full list here).

Sounds like those Christian camp counselors were really watching out for him. With any luck, his parents will see Focus on the Family’s list of guidelines, identify the kid as homosexual, and send him off to the Love in Action camp, where—whether he needs it or not— the 11-year-old will be handily brainwashed and sent back into the world as a squeaky clean heterosexual android, preaching God’s love.

The scary thing is that I don’t doubt it could happen.

Devilish Treatment at Christian Camp? [the smoking gun]

This news just in time for the launch of Fred Phelps brand spankin’ new site, PriestsRapeBoys.com.

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