For all Lost fans trying to figure out what Walt was whispering in the woods last night, he was saying it backwards: “Don't press the button! No, button's bad.” Now, figure out what the hell that means.

Blog fourfour begins its coverage of America's Next Top Model with a rolling crying count of the first episode's tearful moments: “I'm legitimately interested in how many instances of crying bitches we can rack up by the cycle's end.” (via cityrag)

Move over, Barbie. Human Ken doll crafted from over 30 surgeries costing nearly a quarter million dollars.