What has thigh-tastic, Pepe jeans-wearing Cristiano Ronaldo been up to lately? You can find him playing for Team Portugal in FIFA Street 2 from Electronic Arts. Not sure if there is any pants dropping or ass patting in this version but whomever designed the Portuguese team took extra care making sure you’ll be wishing that were an option.
And anyone who can send me screencaps of the David Beckham character (who reportedly can change into Armani outfits) gets extra points.
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