July 22, 2006 by Andy Towle Soccer God Cristiano Ronaldo strips to volley with mere mortals. Oprah and Gayle: “We’re not gay,” plus Gayle cheats on Oprah. How to stay cool during a summer heat wave: avoid Chad White Singer Darren Hayes comes out, marries partner of two years. God speaks out on gay marriage. Olympian swimmer Ian Thorpe comes to America and grows a beard. New calendar? The hunks of the French Rugby team begin training. Who is the real Justin Timberlake? Good boy or bad boy? Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee make a hot, inked up couple. The Windy City: Gay Games get long-winded kick-off off in Chicago. How Focus on the Family’s James Dobson got to be so evil. Tennis hunk Robby Ginepri gets an ice water bath in Indiana. It’s official: Alabama elects its first openly gay official. YouTube: Towleroad guides #20 and #21; Busch Stadium storm. Federal marriage amendment is voted on, defeated in House. The world rallies for, remembers, two gay youths hanged in Iran. The dog that moos: he was born different.