ICY: The Dublin news would rather get the shot than warn the guy.
MONSTER: That boy is a monster.
GRAY GRAY: Choire Sicha at The Awl notes that the world's best cat video is also a likely metaphor for your day.
MR. GAY CHINA: I linked to this piece in the Guardian on Monday. Here's the video for those who missed it.
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