John Eldredge's book Wild at Heart: Discovering the Secret of a Man's Soul has sold a million copies. Its admirers love the book's message—that men should be more aggressive and manly.
Only problem? A "ruthless cultic Christian paramilitary fundamentalist crime syndicate that controls most of the crystal meth traffic in the U.S. and is fond of tossing severed heads into Mexican discos" swears by the book.
It's a story The Onion wouldn't even attempt.
